Global Warming™, Not Apartheid
South Africa is in the midst of drastically inclement weather, but not in the way you might think. The recent COLD snap in South Africa has broken 54 records in two days. This after last year’s snow storms paralized much of South Africa. Beware the fools who will blame this on Global Warming™.
Similarly, parts of Colorado are under a snowfall advisory this Memorial Day weekend. Recently the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Association announced that April 2007 was one of the COLDEST Aprils (47th of 113) on record. You’ll perhaps notice that these cold weather stories are always about “wacky weather,” but a 2 degree departure to the warm side is always a harbinger of Global Warming™.
Don’t look for these stories to be front page news. When you’re doing your liberal best to save the world from the horrors of capitalism, you don’t have time for inconvenient facts.