Obama: Hillary Stole Signs
Barrack Obama’s campaign came out with a stunning allegation against the Clinton campaign today. The allegations came after Senator Clinton (D-Your State Here!) announced she had raised over $27 million in the third quarter of 2007. Senator Obama, who raised $19 million, cried foul and intends to file a complaint with the federal election commission, the flaccid, toothless bureaucracy charged with monitoring violations of election law.
Sources close to the Obama campaign say an aide of Mrs. Clinton was spotted video taping callsbetween the Obama campaign and obscenely rich donors plagued by their liberal guilt. “This is a clear violation of the rules,” notes the source. Under Democratic party rules, once a candidate has harvested the liberal guilt from the obscenely rich, another candidate is prohibited from doing the same. It is suspected that a new Clinton adviser, William Belichick, is responsible for the taping.
The Clinton campaign denied the allegations. “We continue to raise money the same way the Clintons have for decades, selling access to foreign nationals, fraud by Asians, falsifying our numbers, especially after the other candidates have announced their numbers, and our Pardons for Cash™ program. All of these are approved forms of Democratic fundraising under the FEC.”