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Broken News

Tuesday, February 9th

Miss Me Yet billboard appears in MN. NPR strains to say it may be pro-Obama.
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Putting the No in NOAA: Blizzard forces govt to postpone announcement of new Global Warming™ propaganda.
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Monday, February 8th

FoxNews's 3 am show Red Eye beats CNN in Prime Time.
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Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
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NBC/WSJ Poll: Public pans ObamaCare 46-31.
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Stolen Valor: Dem wore uniform of a general with more medals than Patton.
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Obama the scold: Guess who knows everything.
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AP claims undue influence by Toyota; neglects to mention the government owns their competitors.
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Hope·ocrisy: Now that GOP is involved, Obama wants cameras to record healthcare negotiations.
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Pro-Abortion Group: Tebow ad promotes violence against women; this is why we need Scott Cohen in the Senate!
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Over a year ago, RFK Jr. said Global Warming™ means no winter weather in D.C.  Retract or admit the hoax.
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Dem candidate withdraws from race 1 week after winning primary. Chris Brown vote now up for grabs.
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Saturday, February 6th

Captain Rehab: Scott Brown campaign is a joke because he votes with Republicans.
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Friday, February 5th

Obama: Navy now putting corpses on active duty (video).
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Fuzzy Math: 20,000 more people lose their jobs, but unemployment improves to 9.7%
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TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
- TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
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Thursday, February 4th

You Lie! Justice Clarence Thomas corrects Obama on his constitutional law.
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The last betrayal: Stevens, appointed by Ford, may step down to allow The One to pick his successor.
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You Lie! Obama claims a consensus of economists say 2M jobs saved or created.  Consensus? Where have we heard that before?
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Voting for ObamaCare: $2T. Attending Q&A with Obama: $100 (taxpayers). Voicing opposition to policies you voted for: Priceless.
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Obama keeps "unexpectedly" tanking the job market.
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Obama administration may be putting (GM's) profit before safety in Toyota recall.
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UK court demands man tear down addition to his home, purely out of spite.
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Wednesday, February 3rd

Obama unemployment reports off by 824,000 jobs. Maybe Obama used TurboTax and forget to check the box.
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Company linked to Obama official in charge of stimulus money received stimulus money. Ah, the sweet smell of transparency.
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Obama warned that al-Qaeda is likely to attack the US by July. White House response: Al K. who?
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Ahmadinejad using Gitmo as a recruiting tool: You will be welcomed warmly and given Constitutional rights.
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Politico: How the GOP can win back the Senate in 2010 (and waste it away again by spending like Dems).
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Weekend Download – Memorial Day Weekend

Monday, May 25, 2009
By Dan

Memorial Day Weekend

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The Weekend Download is a weekly update of everything you missed if you shut off on Friday morning. It was a beautiful weekend (on the East Coast, anyway), so I certainly wouldn’t blame you if you did. If you haven’t heard about our first story, though, you were completely out of it, or you work for the UN (or both).

Nuclear North Korea
North Korea performed a(n apparently) successful nuclear test early Monday morning, as well as a test of three short-range missles.  The immediate response from Obama and the rest of the world, was to call the test “reckless” or “illegal” and to call for a committee to discuss the formation of a subcommittee to review the status of the ad hoc committee’s report on the possibility of forming a sternly worded letter.  The President also responded with a harshly worded round of golf.

Iran Still Crazy
Iran announced that it would be sending six warships into international waters, the first time in modern history Iran has done so.  The ostensible purpose for the warships is to protect Iranian interests against pirates, though the Daily Danet seems to remember Iran holding British sailors captive, and more recently, someone blowing an Iranian arms shipment bound for Gaza to smithereens.  Perhaps we’re just paranoid.  The Obama response appears to be an offer to play soccer.

Pelosi Stops Lying
Well, in the sense that she is not lying any longer, but sticking by her prior, mutually inconsistent lies.  The video is another impromptu episode of “Lie to Me.”  Steny Hoyer even tries to forcibly remove her from the podium.  She also says “distraction” about five times; must be a freudian slip.  Pelosi then ran off to China without discussing whether she was briefed on Chinese torture techniques.

US Continues Economic Nosedive
The United States is in danger of losing its AAA credit rating, having borrowed and promised too much.  If the United States loses its premium rating, the cost of U.S. debt will increase, which will likely result in heavy inflation.  In response, Geithner the Indispensable, meekly noted that Congress and the President have to “put in place policies that will bring those deficits down to a sustainable level over the medium term.”  Translation:  We’re boned.

Even President Obama noted on C-SPAN that “We’re out of money.”  Perhaps like any addict, the US needs to hit rock bottom before we go into rehab.  Certainly, Obama’s policies will help us get there.  On Friday, British banks complained that enforcing US tax law will cost too much and bring too much risk.  Many banks are therefore considering dumping their US clients and any US investments.  This, from our closest trading partner, will likely further drive down your 401(k) and may cut off access to European investments for US clients.  A certain effect would be a net decrease in US tax revenue, the exact opposite result of what Obama intended.

Obamamateurs Galore

Hastings on Gitmo
Alcee Hastings, a senior Congressional Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, came out in favor of keeping the terrorist prison in Guantanamo Bay open.   Hastings is drafting legislation with other Democrats to keep Gitmo open.

Obama Picks NASA Administrator
Obama selected six time shuttle veteran (and Vietnam and Gulf War veteran) Maj. Gen. Charles F. Bolden Jr. as the first African-American Chief Administrator of NASA.  Bolden is seen as a far better pick than an Obama campaign contributor who was also in the running.  So he picked a Black, war hero, shuttle veteran instead of a campaign contributor?  Why release that when no one is listening?  This seems to be the first double-reverse Friday Data Dump of the Obama administration.

Also noteworthy:
Helene Cooper of the New York Times had a wonderful column on Obama’s use of Strawmen.  It even touched off a flame war between Jake Tapper and Karl Rove (among others) on twitter .

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