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Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st

Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Weekend Download – Memorial Day Weekend

Monday, May 25, 2009
By Dan

Memorial Day Weekend

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The Weekend Download is a weekly update of everything you missed if you shut off on Friday morning. It was a beautiful weekend (on the East Coast, anyway), so I certainly wouldn’t blame you if you did. If you haven’t heard about our first story, though, you were completely out of it, or you work for the UN (or both).

Nuclear North Korea
North Korea performed a(n apparently) successful nuclear test early Monday morning, as well as a test of three short-range missles.  The immediate response from Obama and the rest of the world, was to call the test “reckless” or “illegal” and to call for a committee to discuss the formation of a subcommittee to review the status of the ad hoc committee’s report on the possibility of forming a sternly worded letter.  The President also responded with a harshly worded round of golf.

Iran Still Crazy
Iran announced that it would be sending six warships into international waters, the first time in modern history Iran has done so.  The ostensible purpose for the warships is to protect Iranian interests against pirates, though the Daily Danet seems to remember Iran holding British sailors captive, and more recently, someone blowing an Iranian arms shipment bound for Gaza to smithereens.  Perhaps we’re just paranoid.  The Obama response appears to be an offer to play soccer.

Pelosi Stops Lying
Well, in the sense that she is not lying any longer, but sticking by her prior, mutually inconsistent lies.  The video is another impromptu episode of “Lie to Me.”  Steny Hoyer even tries to forcibly remove her from the podium.  She also says “distraction” about five times; must be a freudian slip.  Pelosi then ran off to China without discussing whether she was briefed on Chinese torture techniques.

US Continues Economic Nosedive
The United States is in danger of losing its AAA credit rating, having borrowed and promised too much.  If the United States loses its premium rating, the cost of U.S. debt will increase, which will likely result in heavy inflation.  In response, Geithner the Indispensable, meekly noted that Congress and the President have to “put in place policies that will bring those deficits down to a sustainable level over the medium term.”  Translation:  We’re boned.

Even President Obama noted on C-SPAN that “We’re out of money.”  Perhaps like any addict, the US needs to hit rock bottom before we go into rehab.  Certainly, Obama’s policies will help us get there.  On Friday, British banks complained that enforcing US tax law will cost too much and bring too much risk.  Many banks are therefore considering dumping their US clients and any US investments.  This, from our closest trading partner, will likely further drive down your 401(k) and may cut off access to European investments for US clients.  A certain effect would be a net decrease in US tax revenue, the exact opposite result of what Obama intended.

Obamamateurs Galore

Hastings on Gitmo
Alcee Hastings, a senior Congressional Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, came out in favor of keeping the terrorist prison in Guantanamo Bay open.   Hastings is drafting legislation with other Democrats to keep Gitmo open.

Obama Picks NASA Administrator
Obama selected six time shuttle veteran (and Vietnam and Gulf War veteran) Maj. Gen. Charles F. Bolden Jr. as the first African-American Chief Administrator of NASA.  Bolden is seen as a far better pick than an Obama campaign contributor who was also in the running.  So he picked a Black, war hero, shuttle veteran instead of a campaign contributor?  Why release that when no one is listening?  This seems to be the first double-reverse Friday Data Dump of the Obama administration.

Also noteworthy:
Helene Cooper of the New York Times had a wonderful column on Obama’s use of Strawmen.  It even touched off a flame war between Jake Tapper and Karl Rove (among others) on twitter .

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