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Wednesday, August 26th

Heather has three mommies.
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Obama trys to manufacture support of tonsil theiving, money hungry unethical quacks.
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Fantastic! Cash for Clunker now means higher car prices.
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Vanity Fair's Dominick Dunne dies at 83.
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Oh the horror. Interrogators blew smoke at terrorists.
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Doublecross: Never make a deal with a liberal when healthcare is on the line. -
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Shoot yourself in the leg: 2 years in prison.  Beat your girlfriend into the hospital: 1 year of group counseling.
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The Audacity of Wadn't Me: Obama blames subordinates for unpopular policies -
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Rumor: Panetta resigning over politicizing of CIA's anti-terror role.
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Feds: Real unemployment rate at 16%.
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Disgusting: After demagouging companies for paying them, Congress pays staff retention bonuses.
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All wee weed up: Chris Matthews says Obama is the last Kennedy Brother. (video)
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Selling your teenage car to keep your family business afloat: $2800. Buying it back 26 years later: $260K. Paying your own cash for your own clunker: Priceless. -
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TS Danny heading for NYC/Cape Cod.  This is not a craigslist ad.
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Irony: Law Kennedy pushed to protect Kerry's seat will stall his replacement.
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Original 'Big Brother' kicked out of the house. (Slow news day).
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Microsoft apologizes for beheading Black man in Poland.
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Jets decide to have a rebuilding year.
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Cash for Fujio Cho.  US taxpayers sent $1.18 billion to Japanese automakers.
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Dark Ages: 100-Watt bulbs to be illegal in Europe starting next week.
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Surprise! Stimulus goes to politically connected districts.
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Obama to Iran: When you’re done beating unarmed civilians, come on by for some burgers and fireworks.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009
By Dan

Obama to Iran: When you’re done beating unarmed civilians, come on by for some burgers and fireworks.

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