. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: The First Rule of Holes: When you find yourself in one, stop digging. Click Here for More Broken News Putting the No in NOAA: Blizzard forces govt to postpone announcement of new Global Warming™ propaganda. FoxNews's 3 am show Red Eye beats CNN in Prime Time. Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads. NBC/WSJ Poll: Public pans ObamaCare 46-31. Stolen Valor: Dem wore uniform of a general with more medals than Patton. Obama the scold: Guess who knows everything. AP claims undue influence by Toyota; neglects to mention the government owns their competitors. Hope·ocrisy: Now that GOP is involved, Obama wants cameras to record healthcare negotiations. Pro-Abortion Group: Tebow ad promotes violence against women; this is why we need Scott Cohen in the Senate! Over a year ago, RFK Jr. said Global Warming™ means no winter weather in D.C. Retract or admit the hoax. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the ocean searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain any more...so it eats it. It's rather like getting tenure." - Michael Scriven Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

Broken News

Tuesday, February 9th
Putting the No in NOAA: Blizzard forces govt to postpone announcement of new Global Warming™ propaganda.
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Monday, February 8th
FoxNews's 3 am show Red Eye beats CNN in Prime Time.
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Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
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NBC/WSJ Poll: Public pans ObamaCare 46-31.
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Stolen Valor: Dem wore uniform of a general with more medals than Patton.
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Obama the scold: Guess who knows everything.
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AP claims undue influence by Toyota; neglects to mention the government owns their competitors.
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Hope·ocrisy: Now that GOP is involved, Obama wants cameras to record healthcare negotiations.
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Pro-Abortion Group: Tebow ad promotes violence against women; this is why we need Scott Cohen in the Senate!
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Over a year ago, RFK Jr. said Global Warming™ means no winter weather in D.C.  Retract or admit the hoax.
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Dem candidate withdraws from race 1 week after winning primary. Chris Brown vote now up for grabs.
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Saturday, February 6th
Captain Rehab: Scott Brown campaign is a joke because he votes with Republicans.
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Friday, February 5th
Obama: Navy now putting corpses on active duty (video).
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Fuzzy Math: 20,000 more people lose their jobs, but unemployment improves to 9.7%
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TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
- TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
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Thursday, February 4th
You Lie! Justice Clarence Thomas corrects Obama on his constitutional law.
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The last betrayal: Stevens, appointed by Ford, may step down to allow The One to pick his successor.
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You Lie! Obama claims a consensus of economists say 2M jobs saved or created.  Consensus? Where have we heard that before?
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Voting for ObamaCare: $2T. Attending Q&A with Obama: $100 (taxpayers). Voicing opposition to policies you voted for: Priceless.
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Obama keeps "unexpectedly" tanking the job market.
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Obama administration may be putting (GM's) profit before safety in Toyota recall.
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UK court demands man tear down addition to his home, purely out of spite.
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Wednesday, February 3rd
Obama unemployment reports off by 824,000 jobs. Maybe Obama used TurboTax and forget to check the box.
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Company linked to Obama official in charge of stimulus money received stimulus money. Ah, the sweet smell of transparency.
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Obama warned that al-Qaeda is likely to attack the US by July. White House response: Al K. who?
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Ahmadinejad using Gitmo as a recruiting tool: You will be welcomed warmly and given Constitutional rights.
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Politico: How the GOP can win back the Senate in 2010 (and waste it away again by spending like Dems).
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The Misstatement Administration: Between Obama, Biden and LaHood, the Dems are proving you cannot trust government.
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Smartest Prez EVAH accidentally releases US nuclear secrets. Thought “confidential” stamp was from the UN.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009
By Dan

Smartest Prez EVAH accidentally releases US nuclear secrets. Thought “confidential” stamp was from the UN.

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