. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright Click Here for More Broken News Afghans begin to question capitalism. Thankfully our president is an steadfast supporter. Oh dear. - Some states did not report data, so Obama admin estimates. Surprise! Jobs beat expectations. Hillary joins attack on debt; says it undermines our abilities abroad and is a sign of weakness. Tom Brady sacked in the Back Bay by a passenger van. Half of every dollar ever borrowed by the U.S. was borrowed in the last 19 months. Thanks Obama. In a desperate attempt to save their Messiah, they smear our prophet. Reagan is now a tax hiker. Barbara Boxer's desperate and thinly veiled attempt to get the 420 vote. Labor Secretary: The jobs are out there, you lazy swines. Stop being so selfish. Crumbling facade: Even liberals see the Dems losing Congress. Obama's evil socialist agenda destroying family icon Andy Griffith. Ron Howard unavailable for comment. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." - Unknown Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Thursday, September 9th
Afghans begin to question capitalism. Thankfully our president is an steadfast supporter. Oh dear. -
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Some states did not report data, so Obama admin estimates. Surprise! Jobs beat expectations.
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Hillary joins attack on debt; says it undermines our abilities abroad and is a sign of weakness.
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Tom Brady sacked in the Back Bay by a passenger van.
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Half of every dollar ever borrowed by the U.S. was borrowed in the last 19 months. Thanks Obama.
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In a desperate attempt to save their Messiah, they smear our prophet. Reagan is now a tax hiker.
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Wednesday, September 8th
Barbara Boxer's desperate and thinly veiled attempt to get the 420 vote.
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Labor Secretary: The jobs are out there, you lazy swines. Stop being so selfish.
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Crumbling facade: Even liberals see the Dems losing Congress.
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Obama's evil socialist agenda destroying family icon Andy Griffith. Ron Howard unavailable for comment.
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Inconvenient School: School named after Al Gore built on toxic soil site with a view of oil derrick.
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I’m just a dude playing Dutch disguised as another dude. Reagan biopic in the works.
I'm just a dude playing Dutch disguised as another dude. Reagan biopic in the works.
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WH stands behind its misquotation; Oval office now as dull as foreign policy of its occupant.
White House stands behind its misquotation. As an aside, the Oval office is now as dull as its occupant's foreign policy.
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ACORN literally outdoes itself: There are more registered voters than eligible citizens in Philadelphia.
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Friday, September 3rd
Just a reminder, Islam is a religion of peace. Whose priests call for beheadings.
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Obama, when Census hiring: Look, we created jobs! When those jobs dry up: Those jobs are irrelevant.
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Der Spiegel: You, America, stop being so European, ja?
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Harry "The War in Iraq is Lost" Reid tries to take credit for success in Iraq.
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As Census work fades, Obama finds it harder to massage unemployment numbers; up to 9.6%, 54,000 jobs lost.
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Thursday, September 2nd
TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st
Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st
Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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The other 40th anniversary you won’t hear much about. Another Kennedy, another dead body.

Monday, July 20, 2009
By Dan

The other 40th anniversary you won’t hear much about. Another Kennedy, another dead body.

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