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Wednesday, September 8th
Barbara Boxer's desperate and thinly veiled attempt to get the 420 vote.
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Labor Secretary: The jobs are out there, you lazy swines. Stop being so selfish.
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Crumbling facade: Even liberals see the Dems losing Congress.
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Obama's evil socialist agenda destroying family icon Andy Griffith. Ron Howard unavailable for comment.
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Inconvenient School: School named after Al Gore built on toxic soil site with a view of oil derrick.
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I’m just a dude playing Dutch disguised as another dude. Reagan biopic in the works.
I'm just a dude playing Dutch disguised as another dude. Reagan biopic in the works.
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WH stands behind its misquotation; Oval office now as dull as foreign policy of its occupant.
White House stands behind its misquotation. As an aside, the Oval office is now as dull as its occupant's foreign policy.
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ACORN literally outdoes itself: There are more registered voters than eligible citizens in Philadelphia.
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Friday, September 3rd
Just a reminder, Islam is a religion of peace. Whose priests call for beheadings.
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Obama, when Census hiring: Look, we created jobs! When those jobs dry up: Those jobs are irrelevant.
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Der Spiegel: You, America, stop being so European, ja?
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Harry "The War in Iraq is Lost" Reid tries to take credit for success in Iraq.
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As Census work fades, Obama finds it harder to massage unemployment numbers; up to 9.6%, 54,000 jobs lost.
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Thursday, September 2nd
TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st
Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st
Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Nukes are humming, sham trials and executions are over; Mr. Obama, I’m ready for my legitimacy.

Monday, September 7, 2009
By Dan

Nukes are humming, sham trials and executions are over; Mr. Obama, I’m ready for my legitimacy.

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