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Wednesday, August 11th

Dems in a tizzy over GOP 2012 logo, which accurately depicts Tampa Bay skyline.
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CNN: Presidential legitimacy is often questioned. Tea Party: Thanks, where do we go to get that racism tag lifted?
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Harry Reid does not know any Hispanics who are GOP. Funny, we do not know anyone with a working brain who is a Dem.
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Hillary may be Obama VP in 2012. Inauguration planned for Fort Marcy Park.
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Dems, always classy, admit they wish Palin died in AK plane crash.
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Dems chose between Teachers Union and food stamps. Do you even have to ask which they picked?
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Monday, August 9th

Jet Blew: Steward flips out, does D.B. Cooper impression at JFK.
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Wednesday, August 4th

Vapid bimbo mocks Palin before 2008 interview. Shallow is what shallow does.
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Tuesday, August 3rd

Obama bows to Saudi King. Again.
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Man buys Newsweek for $1. The company, not the magazine. Nobody buys the magazine.
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Every Obama speech can be summed up in five words: inherited, keys, ditch, George Bush.
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100s messing with Sheriff Joe, wasting stimulus dollars.
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Monday, August 2nd

Obama: Tax the rich and give away their money.  Rich: See you later, champ.
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Wednesday, July 28th

Frantic rush to waste $1B in foreclosure relief before it is wasted for not being wasted.
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Judge: States cannot enforce federal law, even if federal gov't refuses to.
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Obama and Glibbs: We haven't met any economist who favors tax cuts over spending. Reality: Meet Harvard economist Alberto Alesina, one in a long line of such economists.
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Finally, a way to fire a teacher: catch her blowing the whistle on other teachers who steal from children.
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Hope·ocrisy: Ezra Klein now in favor of nuclear option scorned by media and Dems when GOP held the Senate.
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If you happen to know where Julian Assange lives, or where his son goes to school, some Afghan informants would like to know.
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Hot Russian Spies continue to heat up old Cold War.
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Tuesday, July 27th

Paul the infidel Octopus. Death to the Cephalopods!
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Tony Hayward get his life back. Dudley Do-Right now in charge.
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Monday, July 26th

A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but you say your mother. Demo by Chris Matthews:
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Feds force money down Goldman's throat, then complain about where the poop lands.
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Obama, the Anti-Reagan. How is that Change™ working out for you?
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Well paying jobs without college, or, Why you wasted money on college and should be more like Homer Simpson (#4)
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Friday, July 23rd

Ann Arbor: We have to lay off firefighters to save $1M. What about the new $850K German water sculpture for the new City Hall? It stays.
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Biden: GOP drove the economy into the ditch, now they want to put it in reverse. Obama/Biden prefers to keep spinning the wheels in the ditch.
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The Boys of Point Do Naught: Obama ignores D-Day, parties with Tutu instead.

Monday, June 7, 2010
By Dan

The Boys of Point Do Naught: Obama ignores D-Day, parties with Tutu instead.

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