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Thursday, August 18th

Captain Pardon Me: Hey, S&P. Nice business ya got dere.  Be a pity if sumptin were to happen to it.
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American doctors always want to cut, cut, cut.  You wait four weeks, it will fall off by itself.
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Michael Vick shows he's the classy kind of guy Philly deserves. What next, dog killer?
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Janine Garofalo is a misogynistic hermaphrodite being paid by Planned Parenthood to espouse an anti-woman agenda.
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Dow down over 500. Maybe Obama will give another speech.
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Christine O’Donnell refuses to answer Piers Morgan’s questions. Maybe he should just hack into her voicemail to find answers.
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Wednesday, August 17th

Obama: What me, regulate? Dismisses farmer's concern.
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If Abercrombie & Fitch says you're too douchebag for them, you might be a grease neck.
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Union thug shoots company owner for not destroying his business by unionizing.
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Cuomo: 9/11 Anniversary should not be about the City of NY, it should be about ME!
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US (again) says Gaddafi's days are numbered.  Turns out, it's just a very, very high number.
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Obama to unveil his John Galt Plan to finally create jobs after 2 week vacation in Martha's Vineyard.
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D'Oh Canada: Obama laments poor economy and loss of manufacturing jobs--from his Canadian-built bus.
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Tuesday, August 16th

Hope poster artist accused of propaganda in Denmark. Propaganda?!?  No!
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Congressional Job Approval hits “Elvis Lives” territory.
Congressional Job Approval hits "Elvis Lives" territory. The King has Risen!  And Congress is on the right track!
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Obama: I would have scored a touchdown if God didn't make me fumble.  On the 20 yard line. My team's 20.
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Here's a guy who wants the media to look into his job, license to work, family matters and even his real first name.
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Monday, August 15th

One of Obama's green darlings files for bankruptcy.
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UK may--may--remove convicted rioters benefits.  It's that or a stern talking to.
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SETI is back without government help. But we still need government funded science, we swear.
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Bourne to be President? Another rich, liberal from Harvard seen as panacea.
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Sunday, August 14th

Obama approval below 40%; Americans all wee-weed up over Obama 2012: Hubris and Incompetence.
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Thursday, August 11th

Man to be portrayed in next Josh Brolin flop enters GOP race tied for lead.
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The Real Queen of Rage: Gore screams because volume is more important than science.
The Real Queen of Rage: Gore screams because volume is more important than science.
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Video: Dylan Ratigan was long in the market before the correction.
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Obamaganda: Sony's cushy relationship with Obama and their exclusive access to SEAL Team 6.
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Wednesday, August 10th

250,000 families may be moving in with their Uncle Sam.
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Tuesday, August 9th

The Road to Moredebt: McCain doubles down on the Hobbit comment.
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Rise of the Robots: Obama blames greedy ATMs for taking American jobs.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011
By Dan

Rise of the Robots: Obama blames greedy ATMs for taking American jobs.

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