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Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st

Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Art & Music

Go [see] Joe!

Monday, August 17, 2009
By Dan
Go [see] Joe!

Just caught G.I. Joe.  Great summer flick.  (I know I’m a week late, but I’m a lawyer–I’ve got stuff to do).  Not quite Star Trek-level, but it gives Transformers a run for second place in blockbuster heart pounding manventure of the summer.  Just like... »

Movie Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Thursday, June 25, 2009
By Dan

Short version: See it. Medium version:  People complain too much.  See this movie and enjoy life. Longer version: Critics have complained that the sequel to the blockbuster hit Transformers is too long, its violence is too gratuitous and its plot is nonexistent.  These are... »

Speaking of Springsteen

Monday, February 2, 2009
By Dan
Speaking of Springsteen

News reports indicate that Comcast is appologizing for a 30 seconds of porn that was accidently shown in my old town of Tucson during the superbowl.  Apparently this is in addition to the idiotic camera-crotch shot that Springsteen thought was a good idea. The... »

Ode to the Superbowl, or the Marriage of Apollo and Mammon‏

Monday, February 2, 2009
By Dan

From my incredibly talented and devilishly handsome friend, Joe: Got a wife and kids in Jersey, Barack Sang the workin’ man’s blues, put my accounts in the black Sang ’bout unions and big stores evil growin’ But Wal-Mart offers cash you know where I’m... »

Stay Classy, NY Times

Monday, December 22, 2008
By Dan

This is all you ever need to know about the quality of the people who work for the New York Times: “It’s a Wonderful Life” is a terrifying, asphyxiating story about growing up and relinquishing your dreams, of seeing your father driven to the... »

Inspiration

Friday, December 12, 2008
By Dan

40 great movie speeches in 2 minutes: Anyone who can string together William Wallace, Sparticus and Fozzie the Bear has my vote for movie of the year. »

Sedona’s Lament

Monday, July 21, 2008
By Dan
Sedona’s Lament

My wife and I adopted a puppy a few months ago.  As my wife works from home, she has been doing most of the training and she’s done a fantastic job.  Our dog, Sedona, at five months knows how to sit, lay down, fetch,... »

The New Conservative Anthem

Monday, June 23, 2008
By Dan

With apologies to Adam Sandler (and for outing anyone) Conservatism is The defense of states’ rights, Instead of one massive federal program, We want our tax bill to be light! When you feel like the only kid in town Who’s in the G-O-P; Here’s... »

Shocking Turn of Events

Sunday, June 8, 2008
By Dan

Well, you win some and you lose some. Apparently I overestimated Hillary Clinton’s capacity to endure ostracism and campaign debts. I was certain she would not bow out, and yet she did. I will say this, though: in her “concession speech” she referred to... »

Thank You

Monday, May 26, 2008
By Dan
Thank You

These, in the day when heaven was falling, The hour when earth’s foundations fled, Followed their mercenary calling, And took their wages, and are dead. Their shoulders held the sky suspended; They stood, and earth’s foundations stay; What God abandoned, these defended, And saved... »

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