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Tuesday, March 9th
Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th
All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th
CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th
FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd
Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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Smartest Prez EVAH accidentally releases US nuclear secrets. Thought “confidential” stamp was from the UN.

By Dan
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
By Dan

Smartest Prez EVAH accidentally releases US nuclear secrets. Thought “confidential” stamp was from the UN. »

Weekend Download – May 29 through May 31

By Dan
Monday, June 1, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download – May 29 through May 31

The Weekend Download is a weekly update of all the important stories you missed if you shut off the news on Thursday night.  As every prior administration in the modern era, the Obama Administration loves to make impolitic announcements on Fridays and weekends, to minimize the political impact.  This weekend was no exception. Black Panthers... »

No warming in a decade, cool summer approaches, but please, paint your roof white…and inflate your tires.

By Dan
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
By Dan

No warming in a decade, cool summer approaches, but please, paint your roof white…and inflate your tires. »

Boston Pol “Busted” for Stuffing Bra With Bribe Pleads Not Guilty

By Dan
Friday, May 22, 2009
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Boston Pol “Busted” for Stuffing Bra With Bribe Pleads Not Guilty. »

Illiterate Congress Gets Help

By Dan
Friday, May 22, 2009
By Dan

Illiterate Congress Gets Help. »

Top Ten Quotes from Biden’s European Trip

By Dan
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
By Dan
Top Ten Quotes from Biden’s European Trip

Here are some quotes from Joe Biden’s trip to Europe. He was apparently followed around by a roaming band of crickets. 10.  “Ya know, as I wuz sayin’ to Sharkossy yesterday, France is a wonderful country. I’m so glad we saved your behind in the big one.  And hey, it takes a really smart... »

Harry Reid catches Bidenitis(a.k.a. Swiden Flu/V1P1)

By Dan
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
By Dan

Harry Reid catches Bidenitis (a.k.a. Swiden Flu or V1P1). »

“Hardest Working” Prez works from 9-6:30. No wonder he didn’t last in private practice.

By Dan
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
By Dan

“Hardest Working” Prez works from 9-6:30.  No wonder he didn’t last in private practice. »

Note to protectionists: be sure to use local models in your “hire locals first” ads

By Dan
Monday, May 18, 2009
By Dan

Note to protectionists: be sure to use local models in your “hire locals first” ads. »

Speaking of Springsteen

By Dan
Monday, February 2, 2009
By Dan
Speaking of Springsteen

News reports indicate that Comcast is appologizing for a 30 seconds of porn that was accidently shown in my old town of Tucson during the superbowl.  Apparently this is in addition to the idiotic camera-crotch shot that Springsteen thought was a good idea. The weirdest thing about this is the mildly-retarded smile Springsteen has afterward. »

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