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Wednesday, March 17th

Smart Power: Europe and Asia feeling more alienated under Obamessiah than under Bush.
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Democrat predicts that ObamaCare will bankrupt the US in four years--bonus: it's the Massachusetts Treasurer.
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The mental giants who want to run healthcare and reform the financial industry, cannot even run a cafeteria.
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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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Today in History

Fewer small steps and more giant leaps.

By Dan
Thursday, July 16, 2009
By Dan

Forty years ago today, a quiet man from Wapakoneta, Ohio began a journey that would make him the first human to walk a globe other than the Earth.  Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, two perfect names for astronauts if ever there were any, flew in a rickety ship for three days with their friend... »

Rereading the Declaration of Independence

By Dan
Thursday, July 2, 2009
By Dan

As we approach the 233rd anniversary of the signing of The Declaration of Independence, I thought it would be fun to reread and annotate the historic document with my years of legal, scientific and general life experiences as my guide. I realize that it is this definition of “fun” that makes me such... »

Remembering Normandy

By Dan
Friday, June 5, 2009
By Dan
Remembering Normandy

Sixty-five years ago, 73,000 American men crossed the English Channel alongside 83,000 British and Canadian men.  In a month’s time, a million men will have joined them in Normandy.  Ahead of them was a fearsome German army and the brave men of the 101st and 82nd Airborne.  Together, the Allies would see a long... »

Top Ten Quotes from Biden’s European Trip

By Dan
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
By Dan
Top Ten Quotes from Biden’s European Trip

Here are some quotes from Joe Biden’s trip to Europe. He was apparently followed around by a roaming band of crickets. 10.  “Ya know, as I wuz sayin’ to Sharkossy yesterday, France is a wonderful country. I’m so glad we saved your behind in the big one.  And hey, it takes a really smart... »

Joe Biden: If brains ran on oil, he’d be carbon neutral

By Dan
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
By Dan
Joe Biden: If brains ran on oil, he’d be carbon neutral

Joe Biden: If brains ran on oil, he’d be carbon neutral. »

How to Tell if Pelocchio is lying

By Dan
Monday, May 18, 2009
By Dan
How to Tell if Pelocchio is lying

As Legal Insurrection notes, Pelosi’s prior comments (more of which, I assume will be rediscovered soon enough) paint a very different picture of her reaction in 2002.  But let’s take a mental trip with the Nanny from Franny and see what her world might have looked like, through the eyes of two CIA officers... »

Thank You

By Dan
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
By Dan
Thank You

For God and soldier we adore. In time of danger, not before. The danger passed and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier slighted. -Rudyard Kipling Through the travail of the ages, Midst the pomp and toil of war, Have I fought and strove and perished Countless times upon this star. In the form of many people In all panoplies... »

Never Forget

By Dan
Friday, June 6, 2008
By Dan

Sixty-four years ago today, nearly one and a half million British, American and Canadian free men risked their lives to rid a continent and the world from Nazi oppression. These were the boys of Point du Hac, Omaha, Juno, Sword, Gold and Utah. These were the boys who jumped, for the... »

Thank You

By Dan
Monday, May 26, 2008
By Dan
Thank You

These, in the day when heaven was falling, The hour when earth’s foundations fled, Followed their mercenary calling, And took their wages, and are dead. Their shoulders held the sky suspended; They stood, and earth’s foundations stay; What God abandoned, these defended, And saved the sum of things for pay. -A.E. Housman »

Happy Rick Monday!

By Dan
Monday, April 28, 2008
By Dan

Thirty two years ago this past Saturday, the greatest play in baseball history. God Bless Rick Monday! »

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