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Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st

Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Today in History

Fewer small steps and more giant leaps.

Thursday, July 16, 2009
By Dan

Forty years ago today, a quiet man from Wapakoneta, Ohio began a journey that would make him the first human to walk a globe other than the Earth.  Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, two perfect names for astronauts if ever there were any, flew... »

Rereading the Declaration of Independence

Thursday, July 2, 2009
By Dan

As we approach the 233rd anniversary of the signing of The Declaration of Independence, I thought it would be fun to reread and annotate the historic document with my years of legal, scientific and general life experiences as my guide. I realize that it... »

Remembering Normandy

Friday, June 5, 2009
By Dan
Remembering Normandy

Sixty-five years ago, 73,000 American men crossed the English Channel alongside 83,000 British and Canadian men.  In a month’s time, a million men will have joined them in Normandy.  Ahead of them was a fearsome German army and the brave men of the 101st... »

Top Ten Quotes from Biden’s European Trip

Wednesday, May 20, 2009
By Dan
Top Ten Quotes from Biden’s European Trip

Here are some quotes from Joe Biden’s trip to Europe. He was apparently followed around by a roaming band of crickets. 10.  “Ya know, as I wuz sayin’ to Sharkossy yesterday, France is a wonderful country. I’m so glad we saved your behind in... »

Joe Biden: If brains ran on oil, he’d be carbon neutral

Wednesday, May 20, 2009
By Dan
Joe Biden: If brains ran on oil, he’d be carbon neutral

Joe Biden: If brains ran on oil, he’d be carbon neutral. »

How to Tell if Pelocchio is lying

Monday, May 18, 2009
By Dan
How to Tell if Pelocchio is lying

As Legal Insurrection notes, Pelosi’s prior comments (more of which, I assume will be rediscovered soon enough) paint a very different picture of her reaction in 2002.  But let’s take a mental trip with the Nanny from Franny and see what her world might... »

Thank You

Tuesday, November 11, 2008
By Dan
Thank You

For God and soldier we adore. In time of danger, not before. The danger passed and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier slighted. -Rudyard Kipling Through the travail of the ages, Midst the pomp and toil of war, Have I fought... »

Never Forget

Friday, June 6, 2008
By Dan

Sixty-four years ago today, nearly one and a half million British, American and Canadian free men risked their lives to rid a continent and the world from Nazi oppression. These were the boys of Point du Hac, Omaha, Juno, Sword, Gold and Utah. These... »

Thank You

Monday, May 26, 2008
By Dan
Thank You

These, in the day when heaven was falling, The hour when earth’s foundations fled, Followed their mercenary calling, And took their wages, and are dead. Their shoulders held the sky suspended; They stood, and earth’s foundations stay; What God abandoned, these defended, And saved... »

Happy Rick Monday!

Monday, April 28, 2008
By Dan

Thirty two years ago this past Saturday, the greatest play in baseball history. God Bless Rick Monday! »

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