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Broken News

Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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Opinion

On Climategate

By Dan
Thursday, December 3, 2009
By Dan

Apologies for the laconic past few weeks.  I’ve been getting killed at my day job, and have been dealing with some personal issues as well.  But on the issue of Global Warming and the Climategate emails, I cannot remain silent any longer–mostly out of sheer glee. In case you have missed it a hacker–who shall... »

Newsflash: Pedophilia and Incest are still illegal and still disgusting.

By Dan
Monday, September 28, 2009
By Dan

Sunday’s arrest in Sweden of French filmmaker and liberal sweetheart, Roman Polanski on a 31 year-old arrest warrant has made it necessary to remind liberals and Europeans (but I repeat myself) that no amount of Academy Awards make up for drugging and raping a 13 year old.  In 1977, Polanski, a French citizen, admitted... »

Hope & Change: The Death of American Exceptionalism

By Dan
Monday, September 21, 2009
By Dan

The United States, since the close of World War II, has always been exceptional in the the world in several ways. Financially, technologically, medically, and militarily, the United States has set itself apart from the world.  Our prosperity and culture of opportunity have fostered immigration unseen anywhere else in the world.  People come to... »

The Importance of Being Earnest (and Vocal)

By Dan
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
By Dan

One of my favorite professors in law school was Professor Cavanagh, who, among other subjects, taught Antitrust Law. He once told a story about price fixing, the illegal practice of businesses that are supposed to be competing, that instead agree to charge consumers the same (elevated) price. Price fixing is often more... »

New Product – The Circle of Trust

By Dan
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
By Dan
New Product – The Circle of Trust

“See, if I can’t trust you, Greg, then I have no choice…but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you’re out, you’re out. There’s no coming back.” – Jack Byrnes (Robert Di Nero) Meet the Parents (2000). It’s simple, it’s elegant and it’s what more than 52% of the American people believe:... »

Getting rid of your debt

By Dan
Sunday, August 30, 2009
By Dan

Not too long ago, I was in over my head in debt. It’s no secret that I am a man of means, but no matter how much money you make, if you spend more than what is coming in, indebtedness is the only result. Of course, it did not help that I... »

The Problem with having Compassion for Terrorists

By Dan
Friday, August 21, 2009
By Dan

Scotland, yesterday, released convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmet al-Megrahi, to die in his native country of Libya.  Scottish justice minister, Kenny MacAskill, announced that al-Megrahi was being released as he was is terminally ill with prostate cancer and had three months to live. Compassion comes from the late Latin compassionem from com- “together” and... »

New Retro Design Available: Think Rationally, Act Normally.

By Dan
Friday, July 31, 2009
By Dan
New Retro Design Available: Think Rationally, Act Normally.

Thinking globally and acting locally is all well and good, but some people take it a little too far. When they try to tell you that you driving your kid to soccer practice will make polar bears extinct, things have gone too far. Tell them you can think for yourself: Think Rationally, Act Normally, lovingly... »

My Thanks to Clyde at FedExOffice in White Plains

By Dan
Friday, July 31, 2009
By Dan

I had a nice whinge on Tuesday about how expensive it was to print marketing materials at FedExOffice, and instead bought a new laser printer.  (It works beautifully).  But rather than trim 500 4×5 cardstock marketing flyers myself, I decided to call FedEx and see what they would charge to machine trim them.  They... »

13 Most Unfortunate Personal Names for their Jobs – S&C makes an appearance!

By Dan
Thursday, July 30, 2009
By Dan

13 Most Unfortunate Personal Names for their Jobs – S&C makes an appearance! »

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