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Broken News

Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st

Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Opinion

Paul McCartney is a religious zealot.

Thursday, June 24, 2010
By Dan

Richard Feynman, one of the most brilliant scientists of the 20th century once said, “Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts.”  His point, one that those wishing to point to “climate experts” should heed, was that experts offer opinions, scientists offer a... »

On Climategate

Thursday, December 3, 2009
By Dan

Apologies for the laconic past few weeks.  I’ve been getting killed at my day job, and have been dealing with some personal issues as well.  But on the issue of Global Warming and the Climategate emails, I cannot remain silent any longer–mostly out of... »

Newsflash: Pedophilia and Incest are still illegal and still disgusting.

Monday, September 28, 2009
By Dan

Sunday’s arrest in Sweden of French filmmaker and liberal sweetheart, Roman Polanski on a 31 year-old arrest warrant has made it necessary to remind liberals and Europeans (but I repeat myself) that no amount of Academy Awards make up for drugging and raping a... »

Hope & Change: The Death of American Exceptionalism

Monday, September 21, 2009
By Dan

The United States, since the close of World War II, has always been exceptional in the the world in several ways. Financially, technologically, medically, and militarily, the United States has set itself apart from the world.  Our prosperity and culture of opportunity have fostered... »

The Importance of Being Earnest (and Vocal)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009
By Dan

One of my favorite professors in law school was Professor Cavanagh, who, among other subjects, taught Antitrust Law. He once told a story about price fixing, the illegal practice of businesses that are supposed to be competing, that instead agree to charge consumers the... »

New Product – The Circle of Trust

Wednesday, September 9, 2009
By Dan
New Product – The Circle of Trust

“See, if I can’t trust you, Greg, then I have no choice…but to put you right back outside the circle. And once you’re out, you’re out. There’s no coming back.” – Jack Byrnes (Robert Di Nero) Meet the Parents (2000). It’s simple, it’s elegant... »

Getting rid of your debt

Sunday, August 30, 2009
By Dan

Not too long ago, I was in over my head in debt. It’s no secret that I am a man of means, but no matter how much money you make, if you spend more than what is coming in, indebtedness is the only result.... »

The Problem with having Compassion for Terrorists

Friday, August 21, 2009
By Dan

Scotland, yesterday, released convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmet al-Megrahi, to die in his native country of Libya.  Scottish justice minister, Kenny MacAskill, announced that al-Megrahi was being released as he was is terminally ill with prostate cancer and had three months to live.... »

New Retro Design Available: Think Rationally, Act Normally.

Friday, July 31, 2009
By Dan
New Retro Design Available: Think Rationally, Act Normally.

Thinking globally and acting locally is all well and good, but some people take it a little too far. When they try to tell you that you driving your kid to soccer practice will make polar bears extinct, things have gone too far. Tell... »

My Thanks to Clyde at FedExOffice in White Plains

Friday, July 31, 2009
By Dan

I had a nice whinge on Tuesday about how expensive it was to print marketing materials at FedExOffice, and instead bought a new laser printer.  (It works beautifully).  But rather than trim 500 4×5 cardstock marketing flyers myself, I decided to call FedEx and... »

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