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Wednesday, March 17th

Smart Power: Europe and Asia feeling more alienated under Obamessiah than under Bush.
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Democrat predicts that ObamaCare will bankrupt the US in four years--bonus: it's the Massachusetts Treasurer.
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The mental giants who want to run healthcare and reform the financial industry, cannot even run a cafeteria.
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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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Global Warming™

On Climategate

By Dan
Thursday, December 3, 2009
By Dan

Apologies for the laconic past few weeks.  I’ve been getting killed at my day job, and have been dealing with some personal issues as well.  But on the issue of Global Warming and the Climategate emails, I cannot remain silent any longer–mostly out of sheer glee. In case you have missed it a hacker–who shall... »

Why Copenhagen will Fail

By Dan
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
By Dan

I have not written about my pet peeve, Global Warming™ in quite a while.  This is mostly because I do not feel the need to continue to waste my breath either preaching to the choir or shouting over the protestations of the obstinately ignorant.  Nonetheless, my unique background in atmospheric science, law and policy... »

Nobel Committee continues its march toward irrelevance and ridicule.

By Dan
Friday, October 9, 2009
By Dan

Today, in what one Pakistani political leader called an “embarrassing joke,” an American President who has accomplished absolutely nothing in office was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. He joins such other luminaries and peace makers as Al Gore, who not only invented the internet, but roams the Earth spreading lies about its impending doom... »

Why Van Jones Must Go.

By Dan
Friday, September 4, 2009
By Dan
Why Van Jones Must Go.

Van Jones, Obama’s admitted communist, revolutionary insurgent Green Jobs czar is now, it turns out a “Truther,” someone who believes that the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 were either planned by or known of in advance by the government of the United States. This should be career ending for anyone in government... »

New Retro Design Available: Think Rationally, Act Normally.

By Dan
Friday, July 31, 2009
By Dan
New Retro Design Available: Think Rationally, Act Normally.

Thinking globally and acting locally is all well and good, but some people take it a little too far. When they try to tell you that you driving your kid to soccer practice will make polar bears extinct, things have gone too far. Tell them you can think for yourself: Think Rationally, Act Normally, lovingly... »

Weekend Update (July 2 – 5)

By Dan
Sunday, July 5, 2009
By Dan

Governor Palin Goes Double Maverick; Kerry’s Pompous Head Explodes Sarah Palin gave the chattering class something to talk about on a holiday weekend by announcing that, not only would she not seek reelection as governor of Alaska, but that she would resign her current term before the end of July. The news sent shock waves... »

Big brother wants to know where you’re going and where you’ve been.

By Dan
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
By Dan

Democrats and the Obama administration are considering a mileage tax to replace the per gallon gasoline tax. There can only be one purpose for such a tax, and that is to monitor where you are going and when. I know, break out the tin foil hats, everyone, Daily Danet is off his meds. But... »

Weekend Download (June 19 – 21)

By Dan
Monday, June 22, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download (June 19 – 21)

The Weekend Download is a synopsis of the news you might have missed if you stopped paying attention after Thursday night. Administrations have a way of releasing bad news on Fridays in the hopes you’re not listening. This administration is no different.  This weekend, however, was all about Iran. Nero-bama has Ice Cream while Tehran... »

Weekend Download (June 5 – 7)

By Dan
Monday, June 8, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download (June 5 – 7)

The Weekend Download is a summary of the top stories you missed if you stop listening on Thursday night.  This weekend’s significant stories: Obama Fails to Apologize for U.S. Aggression towards Vichy France In his remarks at the 65th anniversary of the Normandy landings, President Obama failed to apologize for imposing our system of government upon... »

Weekend Download – May 29 through May 31

By Dan
Monday, June 1, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download – May 29 through May 31

The Weekend Download is a weekly update of all the important stories you missed if you shut off the news on Thursday night.  As every prior administration in the modern era, the Obama Administration loves to make impolitic announcements on Fridays and weekends, to minimize the political impact.  This weekend was no exception. Black Panthers... »

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