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Wednesday, March 17th

Smart Power: Europe and Asia feeling more alienated under Obamessiah than under Bush.
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Democrat predicts that ObamaCare will bankrupt the US in four years--bonus: it's the Massachusetts Treasurer.
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The mental giants who want to run healthcare and reform the financial industry, cannot even run a cafeteria.
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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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Healthcare

What is important, but not a right?

Lie to Me: Obama’s 29th Speech on Healthcare

By Dan
Thursday, September 10, 2009
By Dan

Obama’s speech last night was a rehash of the same old tired politics of yesterday.  Like the Dingle clan, Obama decided to stick with what has been soundly (and knowingly) rejected by the American public, rather than pursue a bipartisan compromise that would include meaningful tort reform and inter-state competition between insurance companies. More of... »

Inhofe, reading the bill and chocolate for dessert.

By Dan
Thursday, August 27, 2009
By Dan
Inhofe, reading the bill and chocolate for dessert.

In a town hall today, Senator James Inhofe (whose work on Global Warming™ has been fantastic) said he would vote against ObamaCare without having read the whole thing.  This was too much for the tiny brains at Huffington Post.  Apparently, they cannot see the difference between someone voting for something that they haven’t read... »

Making money versus Taking money

By Dan
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
By Dan

Democrats are once again going fishing. Hypocrites like Waxman and Pelosi, who fly everywhere with their family and staff in luxury private jets drive luxury cars, and watch big screen TVs, all at taxpayer expense, are now asking taxpayers to pay for a fishing trip. In the hopes of drumming up images of... »

The Audacity of Demagoguery

By Dan
Saturday, August 15, 2009
By Dan

President Obama is campaigning again out west, selling his healthcare hemlock to a nation that needs only an aspirin.  Obama is a master campaigner; his campaign skills and timing propelled him from obscurity six years ago to the most powerful office in the world. But campaigning is different than governing.  Campaigning involves sleight of hand... »

Obama’s Town Hall: Taxation with Misrepresentation.

By Dan
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
By Dan
Obama’s Town Hall: Taxation with Misrepresentation.

After two weeks of raucous town hall events, the One descended from on high to deign and touch the common man with his unending wisdom on healthcare.  He admonished the unclean masses for their “wild misrepresentations” and proceeded to promise no lines, coverage for every condition, lower costs, free parking, and a unicorn in... »

Pelocchio calling the Kettle Un-American

By Dan
Monday, August 10, 2009
By Dan

Nancy Pelosi is a real piece of work. For the Speaker of the House to call the open exercise of free speech un-American is astounding. The fact that she retains her office, much less her liberty and personal safety is a testament to the enduring patience and slow temper of the American... »

New Obamacare/Government Healthcare Design!

By Dan
Sunday, August 9, 2009
By Dan
New Obamacare/Government Healthcare Design!

Are liberals having a hard time understanding why you don’t like socialized medicine?  Do you find yourseld constantly repeating the same arguments again and again, without even a glimmer of understanding from your liberal friends?  Well fear not, the Daily Danet design team has you covered.  Our new anti-socialized medicine pictograph design clearly and... »

Bad things keep happening to you because you’re a Democrat

By Dan
Thursday, August 6, 2009
By Dan

Democrats took control of Congress and the Presidency by capitalizing on Republican greed and shortsightedness. Although individual Congressmen have been somewhat popular in their own districts, they seem to have forgotten that Congressional approval ratings have been below 25% for a long time.  That means that you’re only about twice as likely to find... »

Tell the White House There is Someone Misinforming America About Healthcare: He lives at 1600 Penn Ave.

By Dan
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
By Dan

The White House is asking for your help in locating those traitorous bastards who would lie about the People’s Glorious Healthcare Reform.™ They are encouraging you to report on your fellow citizens, even if they only lie about the People’s Glorious Healthcare Reform™ in “casual conversation” (!) by emailing flag@whitehouse.gov.  (Be sure to also tell... »

Real Healthcare Reform

By Dan
Saturday, August 1, 2009
By Dan

The past week has proven, if proof was needed, that the federal government is incapable of even handing out free money.  Conservatives in Congress, if there are any left, need to capitalize on the Cash for Clunkers debacle and push for real healthcare reform.  The attack ads should write themselves: “Democrats can’t be trusted... »

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