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Broken News

Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st

Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Media Bias

If liberals treated Amy Bishop like they do student killers.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010
By Dan

Following the shooting of six faculty members at the University of Alabama, concerned citizen groups are calling for increased monitoring of faculty and teachers groups, as well as far-left extremist groups who support Obama.  “These far-left extremists must be monitored–we cannot afford another Amy... »

Perspective on the news

Sunday, August 16, 2009
By Dan

I have Sirius XM satellite radio in my truck and I often listen to the news or the NFL Radio Network while driving.  On Saturday I was out running errands and I happneded to be listening to the Fox News Channel simulcast on Sirius... »

FAIL: White House fails at refuting Obama’s own words.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009
By Dan

Linda Douglass, White House Communication Director for Healthcare Propaganda, released a three minute video today, (below), attacking yesterday’s viral video (also below) showing Obama’s own words on the Trojan Hopes™ of a public option. Obama’s video is damning and here is why: you can... »

Media Hope-ocrisy: No Personal Attacks! (Except on Ricci and Palin)

Monday, July 13, 2009
By Dan

Among the many blessings in my life is the fact that I do not have to spend any time at all with the dregs of humanity that call themselves newspaper reporters. This statement takes on more impact, of course, in light of the fact... »

Mean Funny.

Saturday, June 20, 2009
By Dan

Jokes are funny.  At their heart, there is a premise, a sort of pivot.  You can tell two jokes about the same subject, using the same premise, but with very different  impacts.  One joke can be warmly funny, the other scathing.  Put another way,... »

Burying the lede to protect Obama.

Thursday, June 18, 2009
By Dan

In its story on Obama’s blatant bait and switch on same-sex partner benefits, the Associated Press blatantly buries the most important fact of the story.  (Ace of Spades has more.) In a story oddly titled “Obama fends off criticism from gay supporters”, AP writer... »

Weekend Download – May 29 through May 31

Monday, June 1, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download – May 29 through May 31

The Weekend Download is a weekly update of all the important stories you missed if you shut off the news on Thursday night.  As every prior administration in the modern era, the Obama Administration loves to make impolitic announcements on Fridays and weekends, to... »

WH Press Corps yucking it up with Glibbs. Don’t worry, they promise to still hold Obama’s feet to the fire.

Thursday, May 28, 2009
By Dan

White House Press Corps yucking it up with Glibbs.  Don’t worry, they promise to still hold Obama’s feet to the fire. »

CA Paper Has Tantrum Over Voters; Then Opens the Memory Hole

Thursday, May 21, 2009
By Dan

CA Paper Has Tantrum Over Voters; Then Opens the Memory Hole. »

Newsweek “Reporter” Book Claims Joe Messes with Obama; Calls Biden a “Distraction”

Thursday, May 21, 2009
By Dan

Newsweek “Reporter” Book Claims Joe Messes with Obama; Calls Biden a “Distraction” »

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