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Broken News

Wednesday, March 17th

Smart Power: Europe and Asia feeling more alienated under Obamessiah than under Bush.
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Democrat predicts that ObamaCare will bankrupt the US in four years--bonus: it's the Massachusetts Treasurer.
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The mental giants who want to run healthcare and reform the financial industry, cannot even run a cafeteria.
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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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Media Bias

If liberals treated Amy Bishop like they do student killers.

By Dan
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
By Dan

Following the shooting of six faculty members at the University of Alabama, concerned citizen groups are calling for increased monitoring of faculty and teachers groups, as well as far-left extremist groups who support Obama.  “These far-left extremists must be monitored–we cannot afford another Amy Bishop,” said Kat Aloghem, spokeswoman for Parents for Logging Obama... »

Perspective on the news

By Dan
Sunday, August 16, 2009
By Dan

I have Sirius XM satellite radio in my truck and I often listen to the news or the NFL Radio Network while driving.  On Saturday I was out running errands and I happneded to be listening to the Fox News Channel simulcast on Sirius 131.  The interesting thing about listening to FNC on the... »

FAIL: White House fails at refuting Obama’s own words.

By Dan
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
By Dan

Linda Douglass, White House Communication Director for Healthcare Propaganda, released a three minute video today, (below), attacking yesterday’s viral video (also below) showing Obama’s own words on the Trojan Hopes™ of a public option. Obama’s video is damning and here is why: you can say a million times that you love your wife. You... »

Media Hope-ocrisy: No Personal Attacks! (Except on Ricci and Palin)

By Dan
Monday, July 13, 2009
By Dan

Among the many blessings in my life is the fact that I do not have to spend any time at all with the dregs of humanity that call themselves newspaper reporters. This statement takes on more impact, of course, in light of the fact that I spend most of my time with lawyers. Today... »

Mean Funny.

By Dan
Saturday, June 20, 2009
By Dan

Jokes are funny.  At their heart, there is a premise, a sort of pivot.  You can tell two jokes about the same subject, using the same premise, but with very different  impacts.  One joke can be warmly funny, the other scathing.  Put another way, there are harmless jokes and there are mean jokes, the... »

Burying the lede to protect Obama.

By Dan
Thursday, June 18, 2009
By Dan

In its story on Obama’s blatant bait and switch on same-sex partner benefits, the Associated Press blatantly buries the most important fact of the story.  (Ace of Spades has more.) In a story oddly titled “Obama fends off criticism from gay supporters”, AP writer Philip Elliott spends seven full paragraphs apologizing for Obama’s slow progress... »

Weekend Download – May 29 through May 31

By Dan
Monday, June 1, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download – May 29 through May 31

The Weekend Download is a weekly update of all the important stories you missed if you shut off the news on Thursday night.  As every prior administration in the modern era, the Obama Administration loves to make impolitic announcements on Fridays and weekends, to minimize the political impact.  This weekend was no exception. Black Panthers... »

WH Press Corps yucking it up with Glibbs. Don’t worry, they promise to still hold Obama’s feet to the fire.

By Dan
Thursday, May 28, 2009
By Dan

White House Press Corps yucking it up with Glibbs.  Don’t worry, they promise to still hold Obama’s feet to the fire. »

CA Paper Has Tantrum Over Voters; Then Opens the Memory Hole

By Dan
Thursday, May 21, 2009
By Dan

CA Paper Has Tantrum Over Voters; Then Opens the Memory Hole. »

Newsweek “Reporter” Book Claims Joe Messes with Obama; Calls Biden a “Distraction”

By Dan
Thursday, May 21, 2009
By Dan

Newsweek “Reporter” Book Claims Joe Messes with Obama; Calls Biden a “Distraction” »

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