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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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Politics

Obama is promising a budget freeze on non-discretionary, non-defense funding.  This amounts to a “freeze” on $450 billion out of $3.6 trillion budget. That’s about 12.5%.  So Obama is promising to “freeze” spending on 12.5% of the federal budget.  (An idea he harshly criticized during the campaign.) To put that in perspective, most Americans spend... »

In the Obama Administration, Incompetence is a Systemic Issue.

By Dan
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
By Dan

When the would-be Knicker Bomber, a man on a U.S. watch-list and on the UK no-fly list; a man whose father had warned the U.S. embassy in Nigeria of his ties to al Qaeda; a man who the CIA had been tracking for months but was still issued a U.S. visa; boarded a U.S.-bound... »

Obama wages war against his own General

By Dan
Thursday, October 15, 2009
By Dan
Obama wages war against his own General

When running for the office he so obviously coveted and now holds, the untested community organizer promised that when it came to troop decisions in Iraq and Afghanistan, he would take the counsel of his Generals.  Knowing that General McChrystal had built a career on a search and destroy strategy, which requires less troops,... »

Nobel Committee continues its march toward irrelevance and ridicule.

By Dan
Friday, October 9, 2009
By Dan

Today, in what one Pakistani political leader called an “embarrassing joke,” an American President who has accomplished absolutely nothing in office was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. He joins such other luminaries and peace makers as Al Gore, who not only invented the internet, but roams the Earth spreading lies about its impending doom... »

The Hypocrisy of the Left is Stunning.

By Dan
Friday, September 25, 2009
By Dan
The Hypocrisy of the Left is Stunning.

As spoiled, undereducated, uninformed, unshaved teenagers (or should I say future Obama Czars) riot in Pittsburgh, violently opposing police in an attempt to disrupt-not protest, but disrupt-a meeting of world leaders, Nancy Pelocchio and the rest of the blind, feckless left, whine and push alligator tears through the flaps of their botox injects over... »

Hope & Change: The Death of American Exceptionalism

By Dan
Monday, September 21, 2009
By Dan

The United States, since the close of World War II, has always been exceptional in the the world in several ways. Financially, technologically, medically, and militarily, the United States has set itself apart from the world.  Our prosperity and culture of opportunity have fostered immigration unseen anywhere else in the world.  People come to... »

Lie to Me: Obama’s 29th Speech on Healthcare

By Dan
Thursday, September 10, 2009
By Dan

Obama’s speech last night was a rehash of the same old tired politics of yesterday.  Like the Dingle clan, Obama decided to stick with what has been soundly (and knowingly) rejected by the American public, rather than pursue a bipartisan compromise that would include meaningful tort reform and inter-state competition between insurance companies. More of... »

Why parental concern over Obama’s speech isn’t `silly season’

By Dan
Saturday, September 5, 2009
By Dan

White House Press Secretary Robert Glibbs tried to dismiss as `silly’ parents’ concern over President Obama’s speech next Tuesday. This is an administration whose first instinct is to reflexively demonize dissent, so it’s not shocking that Obama’s press secretary would lash out at concerned parents. But there are legitimate bases for concern: Just... »

Funny Math

By Dan
Saturday, September 5, 2009
By Dan

President Joe Biden was out stumping for his stimulus bill (now that it’s gone south, Obama has pawned it off on him). Left to reconcile Obama’s lofty rhetoric with the cold, stark reality, Biden laughably said on Thursday that the stimulus bill had created or saved between 500,000 and 1,000,000 jobs. ... »

Why Van Jones Must Go.

By Dan
Friday, September 4, 2009
By Dan
Why Van Jones Must Go.

Van Jones, Obama’s admitted communist, revolutionary insurgent Green Jobs czar is now, it turns out a “Truther,” someone who believes that the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 were either planned by or known of in advance by the government of the United States. This should be career ending for anyone in government... »

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