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Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st

Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Governing with Fear

Friday, July 16, 2010
By Dan

It is ironic that the Democrats, for nearly all of his eight years in office, charged that President Bush governed by fear; raising the specter of terrorism for political gain. Of course, all politicians use a little fear to keep their cushy jobs, the... »

How to solve the energy crisis.

Friday, June 18, 2010
By Dan

My wife had a very interesting observation last night.  I was trying to explain why government mandates don’t work, and she said, “So Democrats are all about sticks, and Republicans are all about carrots.”  It’s a remarkable insight from a foreigner, and probably more... »

ObamaCare will save us; just look at how successful the Credit CARD Act is.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010
By Dan

Investors Business Daily has a great review of the 20 ways in which ObamaCare will take away your freedom. Most of the changes involve the new Democratic paternalism: we know better than the free market. Funny, the Democrats thought the same thing about credit... »

Small Change™: Obama budget freeze is like you buying store-brand rice crispies.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010
By Dan

Obama is promising a budget freeze on non-discretionary, non-defense funding.  This amounts to a “freeze” on $450 billion out of $3.6 trillion budget. That’s about 12.5%.  So Obama is promising to “freeze” spending on 12.5% of the federal budget.  (An idea he harshly criticized... »

Obama the Weak-Willed.

Thursday, October 15, 2009
By Dan

Obama has promised to deliver healthcare to 45 million Americans, including 15 million illegal aliens, over 30 million Americans, and not “add one single dime to the federal deficit.” This promise hinges on Obama eliminating “fraud, waste and abuse” in Medicare, cutting Medicare advantage,... »

Payback: What’s really behind Obama’s push to increase school days and the school year?

Monday, September 28, 2009
By Dan

Unhappy with merely ruining the financial markets and the healthcare system, Obama is now setting out to destroy what remains of the American educational system. President Obama, a self-described Constitutional professor, somehow believes it within the president’s power to manage the length of the... »

Funny Math

Saturday, September 5, 2009
By Dan

President Joe Biden was out stumping for his stimulus bill (now that it’s gone south, Obama has pawned it off on him). Left to reconcile Obama’s lofty rhetoric with the cold, stark reality, Biden laughably said on Thursday that the stimulus bill had... »

$1.76B in Cash for Foreigners

Thursday, August 27, 2009
By Dan
$1.76B in Cash for Foreigners

The statistics are out for Cash for Clunkers, and like any government program, the results are not pretty. The following chart shows the percentage of sales and (presumed) Cash for Clunkers outlays by manufacturer: Company Foreign/Domestic % of Sales Cash Paid Toyota Foreign 19.4%... »

The $2 trillion was there all along.

Saturday, August 22, 2009
By Dan
The $2 trillion was there all along.

Today’s Friday afternoon data dump announcement that the ten-year deficit is projected by the Obama administration to be $9 trillion rather than $7 trillion as it had previously said, apparently comes as a surprise to some.  Those with more elephantine memories will recall, however,... »

Why Cash for Clunkers is not chump Change™

Tuesday, August 4, 2009
By Dan

Democrats in Congress are anxious to add another $2 billion to the fiasco known as Cash for Clunkers.  To understand how little $2 billion is to the federal government, as I’ve said before, divide $2 billion by $2.3 trillion and multiply the result by... »

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