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Broken News

Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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Military

Obama wages war against his own General

By Dan
Thursday, October 15, 2009
By Dan
Obama wages war against his own General

When running for the office he so obviously coveted and now holds, the untested community organizer promised that when it came to troop decisions in Iraq and Afghanistan, he would take the counsel of his Generals.  Knowing that General McChrystal had built a career on a search and destroy strategy, which requires less troops,... »

Additional Investigations Planned By Obama and Holder

By Dan
Thursday, August 27, 2009
By Dan

As you know, Obama is investigating the CIA for literally blowing smoke in the faces of terrorists. This, apparently is too much for the tender sensibilities of our new president. The Daily Danet has uncovered an internal Department of Justice memorandum from Attorney General Holder to his staff, detailing plans for investigations... »

Terrorism, Torture and the Dangerous Distraction of Scapegoat Politics

By Dan
Thursday, August 27, 2009
By Dan

After whining about his personal privacy and declaring that “no one intends to make any news this week,” Obama made several, nearly simultaneous news releases “calibrated,” as he likes to say, to change the subject from healthcare to anything else and to rally his youthful, liberal base against the growing groundswell of anti-liberal sentiment.... »

Overcharged

By Dan
Monday, July 6, 2009
By Dan

Obama famously said that he wanted to “reset” American-Russian relations.  Obama’s Secretary of State then presented her Russian counterpart with a clunky red button labeled with the Russian word peregruzka, which means “overcharged” or “overloaded” (not perezagruzka, which means “reset”).  How fitting; a thoughtless, shallow display in lieu of meaningful change.  Sounds like... »

Weekend Update (July 2 – 5)

By Dan
Sunday, July 5, 2009
By Dan

Governor Palin Goes Double Maverick; Kerry’s Pompous Head Explodes Sarah Palin gave the chattering class something to talk about on a holiday weekend by announcing that, not only would she not seek reelection as governor of Alaska, but that she would resign her current term before the end of July. The news sent shock waves... »

Weekend Download (June 19 – 21)

By Dan
Monday, June 22, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download (June 19 – 21)

The Weekend Download is a synopsis of the news you might have missed if you stopped paying attention after Thursday night. Administrations have a way of releasing bad news on Fridays in the hopes you’re not listening. This administration is no different.  This weekend, however, was all about Iran. Nero-bama has Ice Cream while Tehran... »

No leadership. No confidence.
No hope. No change.

By Dan
Saturday, June 20, 2009
By Dan

Mr. Obama has said he has “serious concerns” over the “irregularities” in Iran.  I suppose, in the halls of Harvard, that passes for strong language.  On the streets of Tehran, however, that is nothing but cold comfort.  Perhaps Mr. Obama should spend more time with Rahm Emanuel and learn how to talk tough.  Rahm... »

Weekend Download (June 12 – 14)

By Dan
Sunday, June 14, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download (June 12 – 14)

The Weekend Download is a synopsis of the news you might have missed if you stopped paying attention after Thursday night. Administrations have a way of releasing bad news on Fridays in the hopes you’re not listening. This administration is no different. Obama Fires Inspector General; Violates Several Laws On Friday, President Obama illegally... »

Weekend Download (June 5 – 7)

By Dan
Monday, June 8, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download (June 5 – 7)

The Weekend Download is a summary of the top stories you missed if you stop listening on Thursday night.  This weekend’s significant stories: Obama Fails to Apologize for U.S. Aggression towards Vichy France In his remarks at the 65th anniversary of the Normandy landings, President Obama failed to apologize for imposing our system of government upon... »

Remembering Normandy

By Dan
Friday, June 5, 2009
By Dan
Remembering Normandy

Sixty-five years ago, 73,000 American men crossed the English Channel alongside 83,000 British and Canadian men.  In a month’s time, a million men will have joined them in Normandy.  Ahead of them was a fearsome German army and the brave men of the 101st and 82nd Airborne.  Together, the Allies would see a long... »

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