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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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Global Politics

On Climategate

By Dan
Thursday, December 3, 2009
By Dan

Apologies for the laconic past few weeks.  I’ve been getting killed at my day job, and have been dealing with some personal issues as well.  But on the issue of Global Warming and the Climategate emails, I cannot remain silent any longer–mostly out of sheer glee. In case you have missed it a hacker–who shall... »

Why Copenhagen will Fail

By Dan
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
By Dan

I have not written about my pet peeve, Global Warming™ in quite a while.  This is mostly because I do not feel the need to continue to waste my breath either preaching to the choir or shouting over the protestations of the obstinately ignorant.  Nonetheless, my unique background in atmospheric science, law and policy... »

Nobel Committee continues its march toward irrelevance and ridicule.

By Dan
Friday, October 9, 2009
By Dan

Today, in what one Pakistani political leader called an “embarrassing joke,” an American President who has accomplished absolutely nothing in office was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. He joins such other luminaries and peace makers as Al Gore, who not only invented the internet, but roams the Earth spreading lies about its impending doom... »

Hope & Change: The Death of American Exceptionalism

By Dan
Monday, September 21, 2009
By Dan

The United States, since the close of World War II, has always been exceptional in the the world in several ways. Financially, technologically, medically, and militarily, the United States has set itself apart from the world.  Our prosperity and culture of opportunity have fostered immigration unseen anywhere else in the world.  People come to... »

The Problem with having Compassion for Terrorists

By Dan
Friday, August 21, 2009
By Dan

Scotland, yesterday, released convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmet al-Megrahi, to die in his native country of Libya.  Scottish justice minister, Kenny MacAskill, announced that al-Megrahi was being released as he was is terminally ill with prostate cancer and had three months to live. Compassion comes from the late Latin compassionem from com- “together” and... »

Overcharged

By Dan
Monday, July 6, 2009
By Dan

Obama famously said that he wanted to “reset” American-Russian relations.  Obama’s Secretary of State then presented her Russian counterpart with a clunky red button labeled with the Russian word peregruzka, which means “overcharged” or “overloaded” (not perezagruzka, which means “reset”).  How fitting; a thoughtless, shallow display in lieu of meaningful change.  Sounds like... »

Weekend Update (July 2 – 5)

By Dan
Sunday, July 5, 2009
By Dan

Governor Palin Goes Double Maverick; Kerry’s Pompous Head Explodes Sarah Palin gave the chattering class something to talk about on a holiday weekend by announcing that, not only would she not seek reelection as governor of Alaska, but that she would resign her current term before the end of July. The news sent shock waves... »

Hope-ocrisy: Honduras Edition

By Dan
Monday, June 29, 2009
By Dan

Let’s say you have two countries. One of them is a relatively peaceful country with a history of trade with the United States and an on-again-off-again relationship with our enemies. The other is a violent, anti-Western despotic regime who is our sworn enemy and routinely calls for our destruction. The despotic regime holds... »

Weekend Download (June 26–28) [UPDATE]:Clyburn payoff

By Dan
Sunday, June 28, 2009
By Dan

The Weekend Download is a synopsis of the weekend’s major news events that the politicians tried to slip past you, as determined by the Seive of Knowledge.™  These weren’t the only stories this weekend, but they were the ones that were destined to come out on a weekend in the summer. Hope-ocrisy Continues Unabated as... »

Obama has it backwards on Iran and Health care

By Dan
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
By Dan

During his press conference today, President Obama repeatedly deferred questions on consequences for the tyrannical Iranian regime by saying that there are “international norms” and the regime’s actions were contrary to those norms. In his opening remarks, he condemned their actions, but, again and again, refused to talk about consequences, referring only to... »

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