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Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.

Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.

Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.

Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.

Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.

Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.

Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.

Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.

22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.

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Eco-fanatics to (finally) oppose al Qaeda: Reed Worbler found breeding in Afghanistan. Lawsuit imminent.

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Dem Senate candidate in MA says there are no terrorists left in Afghanistan. 8 dead CIA officials would disagree.

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Democrat Senate candidate in MA says there are no terrorists left in Afghanistan. 8 dead CIA officials would disagree. »

CIA invited suicide bomber onto base, failed to search him; killing 8.

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CIA invited suicide bomber onto base, failed to search him; killing 8. »

It is true, Achmed, Predator cameras add another 20 lbs! US allows terrorists to hack into live Predator feed.

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“It is true, Achmed, Predator cameras add another 20 lbs!” US allows terrorists to hack into live Predator feed. »

Obama: winning the war on terror in Afghanistan has a price tag, doling out free money at home does not.

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Obama: winning the war on terror in Afghanistan has a price tag, doling out free money at home does not. »

Captain Naive did not think McChrystal would take his order to defeat the Taliban literally.

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Captain Naive did not think McChrystal would take his order to defeat the Taliban literally. »

Time Magazine calls Underpants Gnome on Obama exit plan for Afghanistan.

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Time Magazine calls Underpants Gnome on Obama’s exit plan for Afghanistan. »

Chris Matthews admits Obama is on the wrong side of the war; calls the Army Obama’s enemy.

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Chris Matthews admits Obama is on the wrong side of the war; calls the Army Obama’s enemy (video). »

UK Minister of Defense criticizes Waffler in Chief over Afghan troop levels.

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UK Minister of Defense criticizes Waffler in Chief over Afghan troop levels. »

Hope·ocrisy: Obama threatens to fire those who leak, something his chief of staff makes a living doing.

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Hope·ocrisy: Obama threatens to fire those who leak, something his chief of staff makes a living doing. »

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