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Tuesday, March 9th
Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th
All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th
CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th
FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd
Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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