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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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Tag Archive

Carter still thinks he is smarter than you. He still isn’t.

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Carter still thinks he is smarter than you. He still isn’t. »

A SAM missile is the sincerest form of anti-Semitism. Carter’s NSA: start a war with Israel to defend Iran.

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A SAM missile is the sincerest form of Antisemitism. Carter’s NSA suggests starting a war with Israel to defend Iran.  Maybe he has a tip on which helicopters to use as well. »

Why suddenly abandon Poland and Czech Republic? To change the subject–only 12% agree with Carter on race.

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Why suddenly abandon Poland and Czech Republic? To change the subject–only 12% agree with Carter on race. »

Carter: “Overwhelming portion” of protesters are racists. Also, Israel is worse than Hitler.

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Carter: “Overwhelming portion” of protesters are racists.  Also, Israel is worse than Hitler. »

When even Congress calls you weak and indecisive, you know you’re entering Jimmy Carter territory.

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When even Congress calls you weak and indecisive, you know you’re entering Jimmy Carter territory. »

Original failed Carter presidency to mess with second failed Carter presidency.

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Original failed Carter presidency to mess with second failed Carter presidency. »

Obama: The Second Term of Jimmy Carter

By Dan

Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama is fond of calling John McCain’s candidacy the “third term of George Bush.” John McCain lacks the flair necessary, but he would be far more justified in calling Barack Obama’s candidacy the second term of the Jimmy Carter failure. I would love to see a side-by-side comparison... »

New Military Weapons of Mass Distraction

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In addition to the “gay bomb” announced last week, the Pentagon has disclosed its development of several other “attitude dispersal weapons.”  The so-called “gay bomb” was an attempt to weaponize aphrodisiacs in order to make opposing troops irresistibly attracted to one another and make them combat ineffective. (Rather than complain about the bomb being... »

Comments from the Peanut Gallery

By Dan

Former president Jimmy Carter apologized for his statement that “I think, as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, administration has been the worst in history.” Mr. Carter claimed that his words were misinterpreted to mean that the Bush administration was the worst in history. “I don’t know how... »

Fifth Anniversary of 9/11

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I am loathe to add another long-winded diatribe about 9/11 to the blogsphere, so I will attempt to be brief. What have we learned in the five years since 9/11? The terrorists still want to kill us. They haven’t been able to. The Democrats, and the Clinton’s in particular, are selfish, petty people who value appearance over substance... »

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