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Friday, July 3rd

Sarah Palin goes double maverick, resigns as Governor of Alaska. John Kerry's head blows off.
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Thursday, July 2nd

Sears Tower observation deck: "I can see 6 shootings, 10 muggings and 3 bribed officials from up here!"
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Healthcare is not just a right, it's the law. $1000 fine for refusing Obamacare coverage.
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Yo-yobama admin changes its mind on CIA interrogation report again.
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Wise Latina with the richness of her experiences thought Borks politics should've prevented his confirmation.
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Barney Rubble wants to divert TARP profits to the next housing bubble before its used to relieve taxpayers.
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Captain Naive: When I do what I have called unconstitutional, criminal and unAmerican, it now "gives me huge pause."
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Vapid bimbo says wealthy enjoy life more in Spain; don't need to deal with peasant's blackberries.
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The Cult King of Apathy, Ron Livingston, has a new show: Defying Gravity. Looking forward to Fall already.
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Mr. Deep Concern feels about unemployment the same way he feels about Iranian elections.
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Administration admits Attorney General is toothless.
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FBI: Hussein bluffed bout WMD to keep his pimp hand strong.
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Obama created or saved -467K jobs in June as jobless rate approached Congressional approval rate.
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Air New Zealand safety video done in body paint. If you look close, you can see their kiwis (video).
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4 types of lies: lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Barack Obama. Obama on taxing health ins.
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Pay to play comes to Washington. Washington Post openly sells access to Dems.
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Wednesday, July 1st

Cynthia McKinney captured running a naval blockade. Where are those SEAL snipers when we need them?
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Tax cheat Rangel says drugs companies "steal" when they sell the drugs they make.
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