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Monday, February 8th

FoxNews's 3 am show Red Eye beats CNN in Prime Time.
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Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
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NBC/WSJ Poll: Public pans ObamaCare 46-31.
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Stolen Valor: Dem wore uniform of a general with more medals than Patton.
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Obama the scold: Guess who knows everything.
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AP claims undue influence by Toyota; neglects to mention the government owns their competitors.
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Hope·ocrisy: Now that GOP is involved, Obama wants cameras to record healthcare negotiations.
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Pro-Abortion Group: Tebow ad promotes violence against women; this is why we need Scott Cohen in the Senate!
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Over a year ago, RFK Jr. said Global Warming™ means no winter weather in D.C.  Retract or admit the hoax.
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Dem candidate withdraws from race 1 week after winning primary. Chris Brown vote now up for grabs.
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Saturday, February 6th

Captain Rehab: Scott Brown campaign is a joke because he votes with Republicans.
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Friday, February 5th

Obama: Navy now putting corpses on active duty (video).
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Fuzzy Math: 20,000 more people lose their jobs, but unemployment improves to 9.7%
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TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
- TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
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Thursday, February 4th

You Lie! Justice Clarence Thomas corrects Obama on his constitutional law.
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The last betrayal: Stevens, appointed by Ford, may step down to allow The One to pick his successor.
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You Lie! Obama claims a consensus of economists say 2M jobs saved or created.  Consensus? Where have we heard that before?
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Voting for ObamaCare: $2T. Attending Q&A with Obama: $100 (taxpayers). Voicing opposition to policies you voted for: Priceless.
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Obama keeps "unexpectedly" tanking the job market.
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Obama administration may be putting (GM's) profit before safety in Toyota recall.
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UK court demands man tear down addition to his home, purely out of spite.
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Wednesday, February 3rd

Obama unemployment reports off by 824,000 jobs. Maybe Obama used TurboTax and forget to check the box.
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Company linked to Obama official in charge of stimulus money received stimulus money. Ah, the sweet smell of transparency.
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Obama warned that al-Qaeda is likely to attack the US by July. White House response: Al K. who?
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Ahmadinejad using Gitmo as a recruiting tool: You will be welcomed warmly and given Constitutional rights.
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Politico: How the GOP can win back the Senate in 2010 (and waste it away again by spending like Dems).
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The Misstatement Administration: Between Obama, Biden and LaHood, the Dems are proving you cannot trust government.
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Video proof that Biden can even screw up a softball question.
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
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Monday, December 28, 2009
By Dan

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On Climategate

Thursday, December 3, 2009
By Dan

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Promoting the General Welfare

Thursday, October 22, 2009
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Why Copenhagen will Fail

Wednesday, October 21, 2009
By Dan

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Obama wages war against his own General

Thursday, October 15, 2009
By Dan
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Obama the Weak-Willed.

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Friday, October 9, 2009
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By Dan

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Newsflash: Pedophilia and Incest are still illegal and still disgusting.

Monday, September 28, 2009
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