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Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st

Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Daily Danet Liveblogging Presser: To Stand or Not To Stand?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009
By Dan

12:20:03 PM: New Post: Daily Danet Liveblogging Presser: To Stand or Not To Stand? – http://is.gd/1asyW #tcot #tlot #sgp

12:21:33 PM: Just in, presser moved to ensure Chris Matthews didn’t faint in presence of Obama.

12:25:03 PM: FNC has panel, Bill Samon, Juan Williams and the Man, the Myth, the Legend, Krauthammer.

12:25:52 PM: Krauthammer making the same point about Obama still inviting Iranians to July 4th ceremonies with blood on their hands.

12:26:26 PM: http://is.gd/1arDx (Iranian thugs still invited to Obama’s Fourth of July BBQ)

12:30:37 PM: NO TOTUS!

12:31:05 PM: Shocking turn of events. President will appear without his chief lieutenant, TOTUS.

12:31:53 PM: @JakeTapper on FNC. Accidentally.

12:32:31 PM: threats, beatings and imprisonments? What about shootings and deaths?

12:34:22 PM: This is what he should’ve said last week and on Friday. I hope it’s not too late for Iranian democracy.

12:35:37 PM: Carbon pollution. What a tool.

12:36:23 PM: “Jobs that can’t be shipped overseas?” Wow, he’s a lying machine.

12:37:00 PM: Says costs will be borne by polluters. Sure, they’ll never pass that on to consumers of power, plastics and products.

12:37:22 PM: Maybe these are the same jobs that are “saved or created.”

12:38:08 PM: Obama: Obamacare to be paid for through savings. NO NEW TAXES. Sure it will.

12:38:44 PM: Lies again about people being able to keep healthcare. CBO says current plan will force 10 million to lose their plan.

12:39:22 PM: Status quo unacceptable, except for the 10 million who will be forced to lose healthcare so other can have it for free.

12:39:41 PM: Good q: How much blood on their hands is too much?

12:40:40 PM: Obama: no one can be told what democracy is. Iran has to pick red pill or blue pill.

12:41:48 PM: Obama punts on whether there should be consequences for what Iran’s gov’t has done.

12:42:54 PM: HuffPo Iranian blogger pass through: Can you accept Iminadinnerjacker as legitimate leader?

12:43:18 PM: Obama: hazy, shady, maybe. We didn’t have pollsters on the ground.

12:44:21 PM: Oh good, we can say there are international norms. We can’t do anything about those norms, but we can talk about them.

12:46:08 PM: “Regulators didn’t do what was necessary to prevent crisis.” Yes. Had they, crisis wouldn’t have happened, dummy.

12:49:51 PM: “We’re not expanding Fed’s power, we’re just giving them more authority to resolve issues.” Does he hear himself?

12:50:24 PM: O picks FNC and Major gives it to him: What took you so long to speak up on Iran?

12:51:23 PM: Obama flubs question on Fourth of July barbecue.

12:51:43 PM: This is not the 4th of July BBQ I once knew.

12:53:58 PM: Iran is “inconsistent with international norms,” but health care is “unacceptable.” #obama #iranelection #tcot

12:55:48 PM: why should gov’t provide health insurance for those who decide not to buy it on their own?

12:56:51 PM: Obama mentioned sad case of women with matasticized breast cancer. Would medicare have helped her? I doubt she’d be covered.

12:57:20 PM: More lies about employees not having to change healthcare. CBO says 10 million employees will be forced out of current plan.

12:58:19 PM: Obama thinks that Government plays fair in the marketplace.

1:00:17 PM: Ouch, more “timid and weak” comments from press. Were you influence by McCain? Whaddayouthink? {laughter). [Methinks yes]

1:01:11 PM: Youtube edited clip tomorrow: “The CIA is behind all this.”

1:03:27 PM: Obama on Iran: “we don’t know how this is going to play out.” that’s weak.

1:04:42 PM: @jaketapper so sorry to see you’re sitting next to Helen.

1:05:57 PM: On Iran, Obama won’t condemn the govt, b/c, as I said Mon, he’s expecting them to survive and still wants to talk. That’s not leadership.

1:06:52 PM: I think Obama missed @jaketapper’s point. Gov’t plan will be cheaper b/c it sucks, and ERs will pick it b/c its cheaper.

1:07:08 PM: that will drive for-profit insurers out of business.

1:08:58 PM: Yesterday’s post on why Obama is so wishy washy on Iran: http://is.gd/19yvA

1:10:21 PM: “I sure as hell don’t do it in front of Michelle…”

1:10:56 PM: “I can’t stop smoking, so I will make it illegal for others.” Hope-ocrisy.

1:12:39 PM: Does he have to call them Chill-A?

1:13:20 PM: It’s like a mid-market news presenter with a latin last name, who rolls her “r”s

1:13:37 PM: …but only in her own name

1:16:08 PM: Hans hits Obama on his 8% promise, asks if we need a second stimulus.

1:18:06 PM: here we go, saved or created.

1:18:41 PM: Twain said, there are 3 types of lies: lies, damn lies and statistics. The fourth is any statement by Obama.

1:19:53 PM: Obama shocked to learn government is slow, inefficient and doesn’t actually solve problems.

1:21:37 PM: Better q: have more African American jobs been “saved or created” than non-African American jobs?

1:24:08 PM: Obama on Neda “heartbreaking”. Seems genuinely moved.

1:24:36 PM: Helen getting uppity.

1:26:03 PM: “We have to believe that ultimately, justice will prevail.” Sure, but usually it helps if the US president stands behind.

1:26:59 PM: FNC panel. I always feel dumber after hearing Obama. I always feel smarter after hearing Charles Krauthammer.

1:28:24 PM: Disagree with Charles, I don’t think Obama actually realized that State made the offer re: 4th of July BBQ

1:29:01 PM: I agree it’s a gaffe and should be changed, but Obama seemed to be caught unawares.

1:30:44 PM: Samon noting that Obama is too disaffected re: #Iranelection

1:32:02 PM: wrapping it up. My take home point: healthcare is “unacceptable,” Iran is “inconsistent with international norms.”

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