Obama knows best
Many people are wondering what, exactly, was the point of Obama’s monthly press conference last night. In case you missed last night’s press conference, here are the highlights:
- Republicans are lying when they say that Obama wants to socialize medicine. Although Obama did say that a single payer system is the best way to cover everybody. A single-payer system is the one where government pays for everyone’s healthcare, you know, like socialized medicine. But Republicans are lying about that.
- Doctors everywhere will rip out your kids tonsils to make a quick buck, risking their ethics and their medical license, even though Obama knows your kid just has allergies. (And when they do, Obama knows a few good trial lawyers you should talk to, who will teach those doctors a lesson.) Instead, we should trust healthcare decisions to hard working federal bureaucrats and honest politicians like John “Gimme Gimme” Murtha, Ted “Chappaquiddick” Kennedy, Mark “Soulmate” Sanford, William “Cool Cash” Jefferson, Harry “Land Grab” Reid, John “I prefer bent-over pages” Ensign, and me, Barack “Rezko Realty” Obama.
- In a world of AIDS, swine flue, flesh eating bacteria, leukemia, Alzheimer’s, and thousands of diseases and disorders you have never even heard of, community organizer Obama knows better than you, your doctor and the entire medical profession. Just take the cheap blue pill and like it, you ingrate.
- Even though, he admits that he wasn’t there and doesn’t know all the facts, cops who arrested a belligerent man who broke into a house with a crowbar are racists who behaved “stupidly.“
In a nutshell, last night’s press conference was about this: Obama knows best. Obama has a plan to give you better healthcare cheaper; to cure all disease with one simple pill at half the price and all you will have to sacrifice is “paying for things that don’t make you any healthier.” (That’s a direct quote). And anyone who says different is a lying liar, or a racist behaing stupidly. Don’t think that last question was an accident.
I can’t believe you’re back, but you are probably saying the same thing about me. So, welcome back.
Where’s your integrity? Don’t you have anything better to do?
You said you quit. Now it means nothing. I feel as foolish as I did after bragging three consecutive times that I has seen the “last” Barbara Streisand concert!
So, to me, Danny boy – you are like Barbara Streisand. Your pact that you would quit was heart-renching, just like Babs. Now, here we are. The only thing separating you and her are the $1200 I laid down for two tickets. Your credibility is on a par.
But you totally busted my balls with login info before I could post. Oh well, I’m glad you are back. You are a funny dude for a right wing whack job.
I promise to go easy on you if I have time to reply to your nutty rantings. I don’t want to hurt your feelings with my divergent opinions.
I realize that you are a really a big hamster trying to be a wolverine. Or better, you are a sheep – in wolf’s clothing, silly fella.
Keep it coming. I’m back, too.
You had me at hello. Welcome back Ira.