Obama: $17B is/isn’t a lot of money
5/7 Obama continues to disagree with current administration on size of budget cuts.
5/8 Obama kills Yucca Mountain storage facility. No coal. No oil. No Nukes. How does this guy plan to power his teleprompters?
5/8 Obama cuts back on payments to widows and orphans of slain law enforcement officers. “$300,000 each?!? That’s almost as much as a joy ride in Air Force One!”
5/8 Stimulus package sent to Argentinian gay bars. Barack Obama: fiscal conservative.
5/8 White House aide fired for taking photo of Air Force One with New Jersey as background.
5/8 Paris Hilton googles herself, film not available.
5/8 539,000 people lost their job in April, 500 million jobs if you’re speaker Pelosi.
5/8 Barack Obama continues to strongly disagree with current administration policies.
5/8 Guess the Party, Council Bluffs, Nebraska edition, now with Craigslist rub & tug goodness.
5/8 Princess Michelle believes everyone should have taxpayer funded servants.
5/8 There’s a joke at the State Department. No, not her, a different one.
5/8 Ted “Batshit Insane” Turner endorses forced abortions for population control.
5/8 WoManny Ramirez suspended for hormone use; plans to binge on Ben & Jerry ’s, have a good cry.
5/8 University of Illinois bans handshakes, mandates terrorist fist jabs at graduation.
5/8 Marks & Sparks will no longer milk large breasted women.
5/7 Chris Dodd (D-Friends of Angelo) to investigate lending practicies, help OJ find the real killer.
5/7 Obama continues to disagree with current administration on size of budget cuts.
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