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Broken News

Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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Personals

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New Retro Design Available: Think Rationally, Act Normally.

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My Thanks to Clyde at FedExOffice in White Plains

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Thinking Rationally, Acting Economically.

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Check out Timmah’s house, IKEA kitchen, $1.6M in lovely Mamaroneck, NY. Live near the Danet!

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Check out Timmah’s house, IKEA kitchen, $1.6M in lovely Mamaroneck, NY. Live near the Danet! »

Every time I think I’m out…

By Dan
Friday, May 8, 2009
By Dan

Alright, I admit it, I cannot live without my blog.  I’ve tried facebook, and shouting at strangers, but nothing quite beats the satisfaction of transcribing my ramblings for posterity and the twelve strangers who wander past each day. Daily Danet will be back.  We’re upgrading her look (newspapers are dead, so a new theme has... »

The Short Goodbye

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By Dan

It’s been fun these past four years, but it’s time for me to put Daily Danet aside and focus on other things. One of the most difficult things to learn in life is knowing when to move on.  I believe that now is that time for me. I will be focusing on my loving wife,... »

Figures.

By Dan
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By Dan

The Wall Street Journal (the only remaining respectable paper in the country), has a very interesting Best and Worst Jobs article out today.  I find it particularly interesting because my winding career path to law took me through five possible professions.  Each of the five are in the top 20, law is not: The survey,... »

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