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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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World

In the Obama Administration, Incompetence is a Systemic Issue.

By Dan
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By Dan

When the would-be Knicker Bomber, a man on a U.S. watch-list and on the UK no-fly list; a man whose father had warned the U.S. embassy in Nigeria of his ties to al Qaeda; a man who the CIA had been tracking for months but was still issued a U.S. visa; boarded a U.S.-bound... »

Top Secret Obama Policy on Iran Revealed

By Dan
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
By Dan

The Daily Danet has obtained the Obama administration’s Top Secret policy to deal with Iran’s continuing belligerence and apparent unending quest for a nuclear weapon. The strategy, which is set out in escalating stages in response to Iran’s continued defiance, is already at Obama Condition, or ObamaCon, 6 of 10: Remind the world that... »

FBI Releases Excerpts from Nigerian Christmas Bombers Email Inbox

By Dan
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
By Dan

The FBI has obtained excerpts from the email inbox of “suspected” Christmas bomber, Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab.  Mutallab’s email address, pantsonfire@hotmale.ng, was obtained through an international investigation conducted by the FBI, Nigerian police and Dutch authorities. To: pantsonfire@hotmale.ng From: earl.whitley@ga-bulldogs.com Subject: An interesting busniess propasitun for yuo! You ain’t gonna git me again, you basterds.  Take me off... »

Christmas Bomber Exposes American Homeland Security System

By Dan
Monday, December 28, 2009
By Dan

Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab boarded his flight from Nigeria to Amsterdam, and then on to Detroit, Michigan, with neither a passport, luggage, nor a return ticket–he had only two things an easily detectable bomb and a devious plan to embarrass the Obama administration on a secular Friday in late December.  But Secretary of Homeland... »

On Climategate

By Dan
Thursday, December 3, 2009
By Dan

Apologies for the laconic past few weeks.  I’ve been getting killed at my day job, and have been dealing with some personal issues as well.  But on the issue of Global Warming and the Climategate emails, I cannot remain silent any longer–mostly out of sheer glee. In case you have missed it a hacker–who shall... »

Why Copenhagen will Fail

By Dan
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
By Dan

I have not written about my pet peeve, Global Warming™ in quite a while.  This is mostly because I do not feel the need to continue to waste my breath either preaching to the choir or shouting over the protestations of the obstinately ignorant.  Nonetheless, my unique background in atmospheric science, law and policy... »

Obama wages war against his own General

By Dan
Thursday, October 15, 2009
By Dan
Obama wages war against his own General

When running for the office he so obviously coveted and now holds, the untested community organizer promised that when it came to troop decisions in Iraq and Afghanistan, he would take the counsel of his Generals.  Knowing that General McChrystal had built a career on a search and destroy strategy, which requires less troops,... »

Nobel Committee continues its march toward irrelevance and ridicule.

By Dan
Friday, October 9, 2009
By Dan

Today, in what one Pakistani political leader called an “embarrassing joke,” an American President who has accomplished absolutely nothing in office was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. He joins such other luminaries and peace makers as Al Gore, who not only invented the internet, but roams the Earth spreading lies about its impending doom... »

Newsflash: Pedophilia and Incest are still illegal and still disgusting.

By Dan
Monday, September 28, 2009
By Dan

Sunday’s arrest in Sweden of French filmmaker and liberal sweetheart, Roman Polanski on a 31 year-old arrest warrant has made it necessary to remind liberals and Europeans (but I repeat myself) that no amount of Academy Awards make up for drugging and raping a 13 year old.  In 1977, Polanski, a French citizen, admitted... »

Hope & Change: The Death of American Exceptionalism

By Dan
Monday, September 21, 2009
By Dan

The United States, since the close of World War II, has always been exceptional in the the world in several ways. Financially, technologically, medically, and militarily, the United States has set itself apart from the world.  Our prosperity and culture of opportunity have fostered immigration unseen anywhere else in the world.  People come to... »

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