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Monday, December 7, 2009
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Tiger Woods allegedly met women online through an alias: Wellen Dowd
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Thursday, August 27, 2009
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As you know, Obama is investigating the CIA for literally blowing smoke in the faces of terrorists. This, apparently is too much for the tender sensibilities of our new president. The Daily Danet has uncovered an internal Department of Justice memorandum from Attorney General Holder to his staff, detailing plans for investigations... »
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Monday, May 18, 2009
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As Legal Insurrection notes, Pelosi’s prior comments (more of which, I assume will be rediscovered soon enough) paint a very different picture of her reaction in 2002. But let’s take a mental trip with the Nanny from Franny and see what her world might have looked like, through the eyes of two CIA officers... »
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Tuesday, October 7, 2008
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Daily Danet is proud to report that racism is now dead.
The final blow was dealt this morning by Barney Frank (D-Fannie Mae). The lifetime congressman from Massachusettstan claimed that Republican criticism of the utter lack of regulation for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac was racist. “You see, this is clearly an acknowledgment that racism... »
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Saturday, June 7, 2008
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Many have rightfully criticized McCain’s June 3rd speech as stiff and awkward. In response, the McCain campaign has hired former Obama speech consultant Yuri Lee Sedthet. The results have been immediate and compelling:
While visiting the destroyed Back To the Future set at Universal Studios in California, McCain asked “so does the time... »
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
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The IRS announced today that it would send letters to 130 million U.S. tax (presumably) payers to make sure these people take advantage of its free money giveaway. At a cost of now $.42 each, that’s almost $55,000,000 in additional government waste to encourage people who are too stupid or out of touch to... »
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Thursday, February 21, 2008
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June 16, 2013
California governor Nancy Pelosi signed the Minority Birthrate Equivalence legislation today. The bill, which requires all child-bearing couples to ensure that at least 50% of their offspring belong to “specified groups.” The law, which is retroactive to January, is designed to alleviate the pressure on California companies subject to the... »
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Monday, February 4, 2008
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October 10, 2011
The Clinton administration, in an effort to the “Health Insurance for All” program, is looking into the criminalization of poverty. “Garnishment of wages is just not working, and we still have a significant number of uninsured in this country,” noted one administration official.
The Department of Garnishment Redistribution and Administration of Benefits has... »
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
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January 24, 2008
Microsoft founder Bill Gates today announced a project to “fix” capitalism, so that it better servers poor and developing nations. The project, tentatively titled the “Modified System for Distribution Of Services”, will be unveiled in 6 months. “This project will bring wealth to the masses in the same way that Microsoft brought... »
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Monday, December 3, 2007
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The Sudanese, calling in the name of the peaceful religion of Islam, for the death of a British school teacher who allowed her students to name the class teddy bear Mohammad, were further angered today by a pardon, issued by the President of Sudan.
“Islam is a peaceful religion,” noted one rioter, “but name a small,... »
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