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Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st

Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won’t someone please think of the bureaucrats!

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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor’s race promise to honor voter’s will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.

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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.

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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.

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Don’t Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?

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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.

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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.

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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.

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Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.

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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.

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TPM whines about govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Wont someone please think of the bureaucrats!

Thursday, September 2, 2010
By Dan

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won’t someone please think of the bureaucrats! »

3 out of 4 candidates in MA gov race promise to honor voter’s will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.

Thursday, September 2, 2010
By Dan

3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor’s race promise to honor voter’s will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor. »

Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.

Thursday, September 2, 2010
By Dan

Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure. »

Rosey Romer: Stimulus failed. Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.

Thursday, September 2, 2010
By Dan

Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right. »

Don’t Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?

Wednesday, September 1, 2010
By Dan

Don’t Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke? »

Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010
By Dan

Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house. »

Was Obama presidential as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010
By Dan

Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough. »

Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall; he can barely get that many to watch his show.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010
By Dan

Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes. »

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010
By Dan

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire. »

Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his agenda.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010
By Dan

Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda. »

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