D’Oh-bama
Last Updated July 3, 2008
Below is a list of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s “publicly reported” gaffes, misstatements and downright stupidity. (I put publicly reported in quotes because it’s not like the mainstream media have reported these widely. In many cases the media do not even realize the anointed one has made a gaffe until bloggers point them out.) We all make mistakes, but imagine if John McCain, George Bush (either of them) or Ronald Reagan had said any of these things.
The comments are broken down into four categories:
- Gaffes: Obviously false, or easily disprovable statements. These are the Dan Quayle “potatoe” comments that would mar the record of any conservative.
- Telling Faux Pas: These are statements that, perhaps debatable, arguably reveal some unpleasant (in my opinion) truth about Obama. E.g. “Have you seen the price of arugala in Whole Foods?”
- Revisionist History: These are statements that are provably false, but made intentionally to cast him in a positive light or to make connections for political reasons. (Mitt Romeny’s “My father marched with MLK.”)
- Self-Conflicting Policies: These are conflicting statements of policy or contradictory assertions made by Obama and/or his advisers. (John Kerry’s “I was for the war funding before I was against it.” Or, put another way, care of “friend” Joe Biden, Obama “has learned a hell of a lot.“)
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Gaffes
| Actual Statement | Context and Notes |
A Breathalyzer For Every Asthmatic! |
I’m sure he’ll catch up on his sleep once he’s in office. |
And a Rainbow Pony in Every Garage! |
So many issues, I don’t know where to start (and these were prepared remarks!)
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Movies aren’t real?!?Referring to the famous scene (filmed in 1959) with Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint set on Mt. Rushmore, Obama asked “How did they get up there in the first place?” |
The immediate response from ranger Wesley Jensen was “They didn’t. It was a movie set.” |
My Uncle at Auschwitz |
Again, multipled problems:
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I See Dead People!“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.” (May 26, 2008) |
We are assured that the entire New Mexico audience was alive and well. |
Please Don’t Take My Sunshine Away!“How’s it going, Sunshine? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you everybody. It’s good to be in Sunshine!” |
Obama was in Sunrise, Florida. [Insert tongue in cheek] There is no Sunshine in Florida. |
Bush Created Chavez? |
Hugo Chavez became president of Venezuela on February 2, 1999, while Bill Clinton was in office. George Bush took office on January 20, 2001. Facts are stubborn things. |
Iran Just Wants a Hug! |
“Oh, Obama, you had me at ‘hello.’” Really? That’s why they do it? Silly me, I though it was global domination and deranged sense of missionary Islam. This whole time, all they wanted was to talk? |
I never heard of that project I funded |
Mentioning the Hanford nuclear waste site to an environmentalist is like mentioning the Eli Manning to a Patriots fan. Not a good place for the “green” candidate to have a gap in his knowledge. Not only that, but Obama had previously voted on a bill that involved Hanford. |
Iran doesn’t pose a threat to us! |
As I’ve pointed out, this is like saying the Enola Gay posed no threat to the Hiroshima police force. It was that pesky device in its belly. This comment could debatably be listed under either faux pas or policy conflicts, below. The very next day, Obama tried to say he had always said Iran was a “grave threat.” Of course, Dan Quayle also always spelled potato without an “e”. |
Sioux What?“Thank you Sioux City.” |
Sioux City is in Iowa. Obama was actually in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. |
My Old Kentucky Home |
Illinois is not only closer, it borders Kentucky. Arkansas does not. |
SweetieReporter: “Senator Obama, what are you going to do to help American autoworkers?” |
Obama later called the female reporter to apologize, saying he has a bad habit of calling people “sweetie.” Obama then says: “I mean no disrespect, so I am duly chastened on that front.”This was the second time in a little over a month he had done so. In April, he called a Pennsylvania factory worker “sweetie.” |
Ay Poppy |
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More water for the oil!“We only have a certain number of [Arabic translators] and if they are all in Iraq, then its harder for us to use them in Afghanistan.” |
Arabic is not spoken in Afghanistan. The official languages are Pashto and Dari. On the border with Pakistan, where the vast majority of the conflict is occurring, Pashto is the primary language. In addition, the military prefers to use locals as translators, rather than hiring outsiders who would speak with a different dialect. |
57 States“Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.” |
When the audience laughed at the gaffe, he dug deeper: “Alaska and Hawaii, I wasn’t allowed to visit, I really wanted to, but my staff would not justify it.” |
New Calendar, New MathIn late April, while campaigning in North Carolina, Obama referred to the month as “March” and noted that there were “nine months to November.” |
It then being almost May, November was 6 months away (7 months if it had actually been late March). |
My racist granny: typical white person |
First, can you imagine Hillary Clinton or John McCain referring to someone as a “typical Black person?”. Second, this is what Obama actually said, the day before, about his grandmother: she is “a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.” |
Even Biden got this one rightAt Tom Harkin’s Iowa Steak Fry (September 18, 2007) |
At least it’s not like he’s stomping on the flag like his friend and proud terrorist William Ayers. |
Invade Pakistan |
Pakistan is a nuclear power, and teetering on the brink of becoming the first Islamic government with control of a nuclear weapon. Is it a good idea to invade their country for any reason? |
No Nukes–no wait, scratch that |
Can we mention nukes in dealing with terrorists? Yes we can! Can you imagine a U.S. President saying, “Mr. Prime Minister, the United States cannot abide these transgressions–wait, scratch that–” |
I Support the Troops That Kill Civilians |
Keep in mind that one of Obama’s limited roles in the Senate is the chair of the subcommittee on the war in Afghanistan. If the U.S. military were slaughtering civilians in Afghanistan, wouldn’t that be front page news and the topic of a congressional investigation? |
President of Canada? |
Canada is, and has been for centuries, a parliamentary democracy. The head of state in Canada is the prime minister. |
10,000 People Died?“In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.” |
The actual death toll was 12 people. To put this in context, the entire death toll from Hurricane Katrina in the entire state of Louisiana was 964. The deadliest tornado in U.S. history killed 689 people, and that was in 1925. |
Simple Mac Ad Pretty Extraordinary |
The ad, released on You Tube, was made at home by an Obama staffer (apparently without the campaign’s knowledge) on an off-the-shelf Mac home computer. “I made the ad on a Sunday afternoon in my apartment using my personal equipment (a Mac and some software), uploaded it to YouTube, and sent links around to blogs.” |
Telling Faux Pas
| Actual Statement | Summary, Context and Notes |
Wait, Whose Money is It?“[T]he man who rails against government spending wants to spend $1.2 billion on a tax break for Exxon Mobil.” |
I debated whether to include this, as most Dems wouldn’t see this as a faux pas. Conservatives, however, would argue that you don’t “spend” money on tax breaks. It’s not the government’s money until it’s taxed. The comment made the list because it also shows that Obama cannot or does not distinguish between spending and cutting taxes. |
Global Warming: The Global Test |
This belies two problems with Obama: (1) he thinks we should care what other countries think about our consumption (perhaps the U.N. should ration oil-I’m sure we’d get our fair share) and (2) he thinks the government can and should tell you what to drive, what to eat and how to set your thermostat. |
Blue Collar Folks |
Obama was trying to explain why Pennsylvanians were not fawning over him. |
The United Nations |
Firstly, when did the U.S. ever leave the U.N.? The U.S. contributes about 1/4 of the U.N. budget and, whenever there is a crisis, is the first and most generous donor of money, food and resources. Secondly, the phrasing belies a view that the U.N. is a counterweight to the U.S. |
Farming“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?” |
Obama was speaking to lettuce farmers in Iowa where (i) there are no Whole Foods and (ii) they don’t grow arugula. This also betrays a liberal elitism, a charge Obama faces again and again. Whole Foods is a very upscale food chain, catering to yuppies, vegans and the very kind of people who don’t live in Iowa. In addition, arugula is not exactly a blue-collar type of lettuce. |
Military Response to Terror AttacksBrian Williams: “Senator Obama, if, God forbid a thousand times, while we were gathered here tonight, we learned that two American cities have been hit simultaneously by terrorists and we further learned, beyond the shadow of a doubt it had been the work of Al Qaida, how would you change the U.S. military stance overseas as a result?” |
“…and the fifty-third thing I would do, after writing that sternly worded letter, is put those responsible on an FBI watch list and make sure we cut off funding to their organizations–unless, of course, they had some humanitarian relief function. But at no point would I use the military in any way to retaliate against those responsible.” |
Revisionist History
| Actual Statement | Context and Notes |
Nazi’s Had Habeus Corpus Rights |
Obama, the “Constitutional scholar”, was discussing Boumediene v. Bush, where the Supreme Court overturned the military tribunals for terrorists at Guantanamo ( (as created by Congress and the President). The Court ruled that terrorists have a right to challenge their detention in U.S. courts (a right never before given to non-U.S. citizens being held outside the U.S.–the very reason why terrorists are kept off shore).
So why is this so bad? The Nuremberg Trials were military tribunals. Nazi’s never had their day in court. In fact, applying the Court’s logic in Boumediene would mean that Goebbel and all his Nazi pals would have been allowed to challenge their detention in the U.S. |
Kennedy Tore Down the Berlin Wall. |
There are two ways to view this (i) Kennedy meeting with Khrushchev (the man who actually said “We will bury you” to the U.S. at the U.N.) or (ii) later, Reagan meeting with Gorbachev ended the cold war and brought down the Berlin Wall. Either comment is a ridiculous mischaracterization of history.
First, Kennedy himself said Khrushchev got the better of him in Vienna, and the Berlin Wall was a direct result of Kennedy’s disastrous face-to-face with Khrushchev (as was the Cuban missile crisis and our involvement in Vietnam). Second, Reagan only met with Gorbachev after there were, oh, what’s the word, preconditions met by the Soviets. Chiefly among them was regime change. Reagan refused to meet with Khrushchev’s successor, Leonid Brezhnev (as well as two of his successors). The pairing of the two meetings (Obama mentions them earlier, along with Nixon/Mao) illustrates the point: Kennedy met without preconditions or a pre-determined agenda and disaster resulted. Reagan and Nixon allowed back-door diplomacy to develop, preconditions to be conveyed and met, and only then held face-to-face meetings. |
Kennedy Got the Better of Khrushchev.“When Kennedy met with Khrushchev, we were on the brink of nuclear war.” |
Not quite. Kennedy met with Khrushchev in June, 1961. The Berlin Wall (which began construction two months after they met) didn’t exist and the Cuban missile crisis (October, 1962) was over a year in the future. To the contrary, the United States was at Defcon 4 (normal defense posture with heightened national security measures) during Kennedy’s entire term until the Cuban missile crisis, when the state was elevated to Defcon 2 for SAC. That is the brink of nuclear war, and that is the difference between cause and effect. |
He Was Three When Selma Happened |
“Bloody Sunday,” the march in Selma, Alabama, occurred March 7, 1965. Barack Obama Jr. was born three and a half years earlier, on August 4, 1961. |
Did I mention Kennedy yet? |
So many problems:
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Policy Shifts
| Actual Statements | Comments and Notes |
Gun ControlSeptember 10, 1996 Response to a state senate questionnaire: November 20, 2007 February 12, 2008 Leon Harris: “–and you’ve said that it’s constitutional.” Obama: “Right.” Leon Harris: “How do you reconcile those two positions?” March 3, 2008 June 26, 2008 (day of the Supreme Court Ruling) |
The Leon Harris interview is particularly telling as non of the justifications Obama mentions have anything to do with the D.C. gun ban. It bans all guns in the district other than law enforcement officers. If you own a gun, you have to keep it inoperable in your home. Even the NRA doesn’t think guns should be given to criminals or the mentally ill.
It’s also telling that the campaign disavowed the only clear statement on the D.C. gun ban. “Inartful” must be a synonym for “unambiguous.” Is it just me, or would Obama’s statement have been just as validly ambiguous if the Supreme Court decided the other way? |
NAFTAAugust 8, 2007 February 17, 2008 February 27, 2008 March 3, 2008 |
I would immediately and unilaterally renegotiate NAFTA. No I wouldn’t. Look, sometimes politicians let rhetoric get heated (note the passive voice). I’m just a typical politician. But I am for Change™! |
Campaign FinanceFebruary 26, 2008 June 19, 2008 |
He was for it before he was against it. |
Jerusalem DividedJune 17, 2008(Daniel Kurtzer, senior Middle East adviser to Obama) |
Jerusalem shall remain undivided. [Whispers from Hamas]. Jerusalem may need to be divided. Kurtzer’s explanation is remarkable for two reasons: (1) if you’re trying to say your candidate is not flip-flopping, calling him naiive is not all that better and (2) isn’t this the same Obama who feigns ignorance over what William Ayers was doing two years later, when Obama was 8? Selective amnesia, I’m guessing. |
Meeting with Preconditions(Date unknown-present, Obama website): July 24, 2007: July 24, 2007 (Obama chief strategist, David Axelrod): October 15, 2007: May 10, 2008 (Obama foreign policy adviser Susan Rice): May 15, 2008 (Obama communications director Robert Gibbs): May 19, 2008 (Obama campaign adviser Tom Daschle): |
Meet with our enemies, without precondition? Yes! Yes. It’s done all the time. Maybe. In certain situations. No. I never said that. This is a distraction. |
Reverend WrightJanuary 21, 2007: February 24, 2008: |
Despite Obama’s claim, Reverend Wright never admitted any wrongdoing nor has he apologized for his remarks in any way. |
The Cuban EmbargoAugust 25, 2007: |
The Cuban embargo has utterly failed, and that’s why I fully support the Cuban embargo |
We Had to Meet with Him In Order to Isolate Him |
I want to talk to Chavez about his support for FARC. We should isolate anyone who supports FARC. |
Flag PinsApril 16, 2008 (A month after Wright and a week before Pennsylvania): May 14, 2008: |
Flag pins are a substitute for patriotism; I won’t wear them. I never said I won’t wear them. |
Timetables in IraqMarch 7, 2008 (Obama senior foreign policy adviser Samantha Power): April 16, 2008: |
Timetables are a bad idea. But I will get us out of Iraq immediately. But that’s subject to change. |
What’s in a (Middle) Name?October 17, 2007: February 28, 2008 (Michelle Obama): |
I’m proud of my name! You’re using my name to scare people! |
I’m (Not) Going to Run for PresidentNovember 4, 2004: MR. RUSSERT: But, but—so you will not run for president or vice president in 2008? SEN. OBAMA: I will not. January 17, 2007: February 10, 2007: |
I am not running! Quit asking! I’m not. Okay, I am. The point is that he so adamantly and clearly protested his desire not to run. Politicians change their minds all the time, but the good ones leave wiggle room. |
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