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Broken News

Wednesday, March 17th

Smart Power: Europe and Asia feeling more alienated under Obamessiah than under Bush.
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Democrat predicts that ObamaCare will bankrupt the US in four years--bonus: it's the Massachusetts Treasurer.
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The mental giants who want to run healthcare and reform the financial industry, cannot even run a cafeteria.
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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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Promoting the General Welfare

By Dan
Thursday, October 22, 2009
By Dan

Steny Hoyer (and I am sure others will follow) has claimed that the ‘General Welfare’ allows Congress to force Americans to buy healthcare insurance. He is clearly wrong, as one of my favorite law professors, Professor Shea used to say, Congress cannot legislate for the General Welfare.  Here is why Hoyer is wrong. The United... »

Sotomayor respects precedent, but not new law, like centuries of corporations having legal rights. Nutjob.

By Dan
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Sotomayor respects precedent, but not new law, like centuries of corporations having legal rights. Nutjob. »

The Problem with having Compassion for Terrorists

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Friday, August 21, 2009
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Inigo Sotomayor: Those words do not mean what you think they mean.

By Dan
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By Dan

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By Dan
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Rereading the Declaration of Independence

By Dan
Thursday, July 2, 2009
By Dan

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Weekend Download (June 19 – 21)

By Dan
Monday, June 22, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download (June 19 – 21)

The Weekend Download is a synopsis of the news you might have missed if you stopped paying attention after Thursday night. Administrations have a way of releasing bad news on Fridays in the hopes you’re not listening. This administration is no different.  This weekend, however, was all about Iran. Nero-bama has Ice Cream while Tehran... »

Weekend Download (June 12 – 14)

By Dan
Sunday, June 14, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download (June 12 – 14)

The Weekend Download is a synopsis of the news you might have missed if you stopped paying attention after Thursday night. Administrations have a way of releasing bad news on Fridays in the hopes you’re not listening. This administration is no different. Obama Fires Inspector General; Violates Several Laws On Friday, President Obama illegally... »

Obama’s unshared values: Ghailani’s show trial

By Dan
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
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Weekend Download (June 5 – 7)

By Dan
Monday, June 8, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download (June 5 – 7)

The Weekend Download is a summary of the top stories you missed if you stop listening on Thursday night.  This weekend’s significant stories: Obama Fails to Apologize for U.S. Aggression towards Vichy France In his remarks at the 65th anniversary of the Normandy landings, President Obama failed to apologize for imposing our system of government upon... »

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