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Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st

Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Glibbs proves how little the Obama administration understands about business.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010
By Dan

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Promoting the General Welfare

Thursday, October 22, 2009
By Dan

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Sotomayor respects precedent, but not new law, like centuries of corporations having legal rights. Nutjob.

Thursday, September 17, 2009
By Dan

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The Problem with having Compassion for Terrorists

Friday, August 21, 2009
By Dan

Scotland, yesterday, released convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmet al-Megrahi, to die in his native country of Libya.  Scottish justice minister, Kenny MacAskill, announced that al-Megrahi was being released as he was is terminally ill with prostate cancer and had three months to live.... »

Inigo Sotomayor: Those words do not mean what you think they mean.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009
By Dan

Supreme Court nominee spent most of the morning trying to convince the Senate Judiciary Committee that she harbors no racial or sex-based animosity and that men and women can judge the law equally.  This is problematic given the following statement: “Justice O’Connor has often... »

Media Hope-ocrisy: No Personal Attacks! (Except on Ricci and Palin)

Monday, July 13, 2009
By Dan

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Rereading the Declaration of Independence

Thursday, July 2, 2009
By Dan

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Weekend Download (June 19 – 21)

Monday, June 22, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download (June 19 – 21)

The Weekend Download is a synopsis of the news you might have missed if you stopped paying attention after Thursday night. Administrations have a way of releasing bad news on Fridays in the hopes you’re not listening. This administration is no different.  This weekend,... »

Weekend Download (June 12 – 14)

Sunday, June 14, 2009
By Dan
Weekend Download (June 12 – 14)

The Weekend Download is a synopsis of the news you might have missed if you stopped paying attention after Thursday night. Administrations have a way of releasing bad news on Fridays in the hopes you’re not listening. This administration is no different. Obama Fires... »

Obama’s unshared values: Ghailani’s show trial

Tuesday, June 9, 2009
By Dan

The Obama administration has decided to make a federal case out of the Clinton era embassy bombings. The administration flew Ahmed Ghailani from the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay today to be tried in lower Manhattan. Jake Tapper did a great job trying to... »

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