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Broken News

Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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Sports

Giants among men.

By Dan
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
By Dan
Giants among men.

I’m swamped at work and have about 5 projects that desperately need my attention, so it’s time to forget all of that for a minute and talk football. First, let me say how pleasantly unsurprised I am with my New York Giants. I have always believed in Eli Manning as a quarterback,... »

“You gonna talk bout that Buffalo stuff. That ain’t right. That’s my tenant, man, that’s my tenant.”

By Dan
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
By Dan

“You gonna talk bout that Buffalo stuff. That ain’t right.  That’s my tenant, man, that’s my tenant.” »

Tarkenton unloads on Favre: QBs can’t go from NFC North to NFC East and back! — That’s Incredible!

By Dan
Thursday, May 28, 2009
By Dan

Tarkenton unloads on Favre: QBs can’t go from NFC North to NFC East and back! — That’s Incredible! »

Football Gods smite Korneiser, “back to baseball ye heathen!”

By Dan
Monday, May 18, 2009
By Dan

Football Gods smite Korneiser, “back to baseball ye heathen!”. »

PSA: Only 69 days till training camp; Giants have ~$5.6 million in cap space.

By Dan
Monday, May 18, 2009
By Dan

PSA: Only 69 days till training camp; Giants have ~$5.6 million in cap space.. »

Chad Johnson learns Obama-Spanish; prepares for Cinco de Quatro

By Dan
Sunday, May 17, 2009
By Dan

Chad Johnson learns Obama-Spanish; prepares for Cinco de Quatro. »

2008 – Year In Review

By Dan
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
By Dan

Here now are Daily Danet’s most important stories for 2008.  They may not be the most memorable now, but in time, these events will be remembered longer than anything else in 2008, for their consequences as well as the stories themselves.  These are the stories that, when we look back in 20 years, we... »

All You Need To Know About the Tank

By Dan
Monday, November 17, 2008
By Dan

I had the great misfortune to watch an outstanding Giant game on a crap network yesterday, CBS.  During the game, the network aired a plug for an upcoming 60 Minutes interview with Barack Obama.  This is what the voiceover said:  “ Now that he’s been elected, Barack Obama shares his plans for... »

Nobody’s Perfect. Nothing’s Impossible

By Dan
Monday, October 27, 2008
By Dan

I was watching the Fox Pregame show in advance of the Giants-Steelers game yesterday.  Michael Strahan, a fantastic player and role model, was breaking down the Cowboys dysfunction.  He said this (or close to it) “The Cowboys have a lot of talent, but they don’t have that one guy who can rally the troops. ... »

Say it ain’t so…

By Dan
Monday, October 20, 2008
By Dan

This is just pathetic.  Obama, speaking in Philly says he’s a Phanatic.  Now in Florida, he says he’s “showing the Rays some love.” I don’t mean to single out Obama, many politicians, especially those running for president, have claimed a sudden, unexplainable rooting interest for teams then in the national spotlight, but... »

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