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Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st

Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Sports

Giants among men.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009
By Dan
Giants among men.

I’m swamped at work and have about 5 projects that desperately need my attention, so it’s time to forget all of that for a minute and talk football. First, let me say how pleasantly unsurprised I am with my New York Giants. I have... »

“You gonna talk bout that Buffalo stuff. That ain’t right. That’s my tenant, man, that’s my tenant.”

Wednesday, June 3, 2009
By Dan

“You gonna talk bout that Buffalo stuff. That ain’t right.  That’s my tenant, man, that’s my tenant.” »

Tarkenton unloads on Favre: QBs can’t go from NFC North to NFC East and back! — That’s Incredible!

Thursday, May 28, 2009
By Dan

Tarkenton unloads on Favre: QBs can’t go from NFC North to NFC East and back! — That’s Incredible! »

Football Gods smite Korneiser, “back to baseball ye heathen!”

Monday, May 18, 2009
By Dan

Football Gods smite Korneiser, “back to baseball ye heathen!”. »

PSA: Only 69 days till training camp; Giants have ~$5.6 million in cap space.

Monday, May 18, 2009
By Dan

PSA: Only 69 days till training camp; Giants have ~$5.6 million in cap space.. »

Chad Johnson learns Obama-Spanish; prepares for Cinco de Quatro

Sunday, May 17, 2009
By Dan

Chad Johnson learns Obama-Spanish; prepares for Cinco de Quatro. »

2008 – Year In Review

Tuesday, December 30, 2008
By Dan

Here now are Daily Danet’s most important stories for 2008.  They may not be the most memorable now, but in time, these events will be remembered longer than anything else in 2008, for their consequences as well as the stories themselves.  These are the... »

All You Need To Know About the Tank

Monday, November 17, 2008
By Dan

I had the great misfortune to watch an outstanding Giant game on a crap network yesterday, CBS.  During the game, the network aired a plug for an upcoming 60 Minutes interview with Barack Obama.  This is what the voiceover said:  “ Now... »

Nobody’s Perfect. Nothing’s Impossible

Monday, October 27, 2008
By Dan

I was watching the Fox Pregame show in advance of the Giants-Steelers game yesterday.  Michael Strahan, a fantastic player and role model, was breaking down the Cowboys dysfunction.  He said this (or close to it) “The Cowboys have a lot of talent, but they... »

Say it ain’t so…

Monday, October 20, 2008
By Dan

This is just pathetic.  Obama, speaking in Philly says he’s a Phanatic.  Now in Florida, he says he’s “showing the Rays some love.” I don’t mean to single out Obama, many politicians, especially those running for president, have claimed a sudden,... »

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