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Tuesday, February 9th

Putting the No in NOAA: Blizzard forces govt to postpone announcement of new Global Warming™ propaganda.
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Monday, February 8th

FoxNews's 3 am show Red Eye beats CNN in Prime Time.
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Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
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NBC/WSJ Poll: Public pans ObamaCare 46-31.
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Stolen Valor: Dem wore uniform of a general with more medals than Patton.
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Obama the scold: Guess who knows everything.
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AP claims undue influence by Toyota; neglects to mention the government owns their competitors.
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Hope·ocrisy: Now that GOP is involved, Obama wants cameras to record healthcare negotiations.
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Pro-Abortion Group: Tebow ad promotes violence against women; this is why we need Scott Cohen in the Senate!
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Over a year ago, RFK Jr. said Global Warming™ means no winter weather in D.C.  Retract or admit the hoax.
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Dem candidate withdraws from race 1 week after winning primary. Chris Brown vote now up for grabs.
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Saturday, February 6th

Captain Rehab: Scott Brown campaign is a joke because he votes with Republicans.
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Friday, February 5th

Obama: Navy now putting corpses on active duty (video).
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Fuzzy Math: 20,000 more people lose their jobs, but unemployment improves to 9.7%
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TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
- TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
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Thursday, February 4th

You Lie! Justice Clarence Thomas corrects Obama on his constitutional law.
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The last betrayal: Stevens, appointed by Ford, may step down to allow The One to pick his successor.
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You Lie! Obama claims a consensus of economists say 2M jobs saved or created.  Consensus? Where have we heard that before?
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Voting for ObamaCare: $2T. Attending Q&A with Obama: $100 (taxpayers). Voicing opposition to policies you voted for: Priceless.
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Obama keeps "unexpectedly" tanking the job market.
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Obama administration may be putting (GM's) profit before safety in Toyota recall.
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UK court demands man tear down addition to his home, purely out of spite.
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Wednesday, February 3rd

Obama unemployment reports off by 824,000 jobs. Maybe Obama used TurboTax and forget to check the box.
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Company linked to Obama official in charge of stimulus money received stimulus money. Ah, the sweet smell of transparency.
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Obama warned that al-Qaeda is likely to attack the US by July. White House response: Al K. who?
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Ahmadinejad using Gitmo as a recruiting tool: You will be welcomed warmly and given Constitutional rights.
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Politico: How the GOP can win back the Senate in 2010 (and waste it away again by spending like Dems).
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The Misstatement Administration: Between Obama, Biden and LaHood, the Dems are proving you cannot trust government.
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Weekend Download – May 8 through May 10

Monday, May 11, 2009
By Dan

May 8, 2009

A new feature here at the Daily Danet will be a weekly post of the prior Friday’s data dump, by the White House and others.  So if you had better things to do on Friday (the most transparent White House, evah is counting on it), here’s what you missed:

Scare Force One
The White House released a photo of Air Force One (below) taken last month in its low-level, unannounced flyover of lower Manhattan, as well as a report discussing how such an idiotic decision was made.  The report concluded that Louis Caldera, the civilian put in charge of the White House Military Office, provided “no coherent explanation” of his decision.  Among his excuses were, and this is not a joke, back spasms.  Mr. Caldera resigned from his position, effective Friday.

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Polar Bears
It turns out President Obama agrees with Sarah Palin: polar bears are not an endangered species.  The Secretary of the Interior, Ken Salazar, announced that it would not seek to protect polar bears under the Endangered Species Act. The move angered environmentalists who mocked Sarah Palin for saying polar bears where not endangered (and who also have nothing better to do on a Friday). Polar Bears for Obama had no comment.

Yucca Mountain
Obama terminated funding for the Yucca Mountain Repository, which was designed to hold spent nuclear fuel.  Without a storage facility, the United States cannot take advantage of nuclear energy as a “carbon neutral” source of energy.  The Obama administration plans to form a committee to discuss the creation of a panel to consider forming a commission to resolve the issue of forming a committee.

Budget Cuts
Speaking of budget cuts, late on Thursday, Obama announced $17 billion in cuts from his $3.3 Trillion dollar budget.  (For the average family, this amounts to saving $515.15 per year while adding $50,000 to your credit cards each year).  The majority of cuts were in defense spending, and most other cuts were criticised as being unacceptable to the bloated morons in Congress.

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