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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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Weekend Download – May 8 through May 10

Monday, May 11, 2009
By Dan

May 8, 2009

A new feature here at the Daily Danet will be a weekly post of the prior Friday’s data dump, by the White House and others.  So if you had better things to do on Friday (the most transparent White House, evah is counting on it), here’s what you missed:

Scare Force One
The White House released a photo of Air Force One (below) taken last month in its low-level, unannounced flyover of lower Manhattan, as well as a report discussing how such an idiotic decision was made.  The report concluded that Louis Caldera, the civilian put in charge of the White House Military Office, provided “no coherent explanation” of his decision.  Among his excuses were, and this is not a joke, back spasms.  Mr. Caldera resigned from his position, effective Friday.

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Polar Bears
It turns out President Obama agrees with Sarah Palin: polar bears are not an endangered species.  The Secretary of the Interior, Ken Salazar, announced that it would not seek to protect polar bears under the Endangered Species Act. The move angered environmentalists who mocked Sarah Palin for saying polar bears where not endangered (and who also have nothing better to do on a Friday). Polar Bears for Obama had no comment.

Yucca Mountain
Obama terminated funding for the Yucca Mountain Repository, which was designed to hold spent nuclear fuel.  Without a storage facility, the United States cannot take advantage of nuclear energy as a “carbon neutral” source of energy.  The Obama administration plans to form a committee to discuss the creation of a panel to consider forming a commission to resolve the issue of forming a committee.

Budget Cuts
Speaking of budget cuts, late on Thursday, Obama announced $17 billion in cuts from his $3.3 Trillion dollar budget.  (For the average family, this amounts to saving $515.15 per year while adding $50,000 to your credit cards each year).  The majority of cuts were in defense spending, and most other cuts were criticised as being unacceptable to the bloated morons in Congress.

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