. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." - Will Rogers Click Here for More Broken News Chris "Leg Tingle" Matthews: Charisma is a bad thing when white women have it (video). Whine House: Stop criticizing us! It hurts our feelings. Oh! And it helps al Qaeda, yeah, that's the ticket. Miss Me Yet billboard appears in MN. NPR strains to say it may be pro-Obama. Putting the No in NOAA: Blizzard forces govt to postpone announcement of new Global Warming™ propaganda. FoxNews's 3 am show Red Eye beats CNN in Prime Time. Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads. NBC/WSJ Poll: Public pans ObamaCare 46-31. Stolen Valor: Dem wore uniform of a general with more medals than Patton. Obama the scold: Guess who knows everything. AP claims undue influence by Toyota; neglects to mention the government owns their competitors. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." - Ronald Reagan Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Tuesday, February 9th
Chris "Leg Tingle" Matthews: Charisma is a bad thing when white women have it (video).
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Whine House: Stop criticizing us! It hurts our feelings.  Oh! And it helps al Qaeda, yeah, that's the ticket.
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Miss Me Yet billboard appears in MN. NPR strains to say it may be pro-Obama.
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Putting the No in NOAA: Blizzard forces govt to postpone announcement of new Global Warming™ propaganda.
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Monday, February 8th
FoxNews's 3 am show Red Eye beats CNN in Prime Time.
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Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
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NBC/WSJ Poll: Public pans ObamaCare 46-31.
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Stolen Valor: Dem wore uniform of a general with more medals than Patton.
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Obama the scold: Guess who knows everything.
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AP claims undue influence by Toyota; neglects to mention the government owns their competitors.
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Hope·ocrisy: Now that GOP is involved, Obama wants cameras to record healthcare negotiations.
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Pro-Abortion Group: Tebow ad promotes violence against women; this is why we need Scott Cohen in the Senate!
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Over a year ago, RFK Jr. said Global Warming™ means no winter weather in D.C.  Retract or admit the hoax.
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Dem candidate withdraws from race 1 week after winning primary. Chris Brown vote now up for grabs.
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Saturday, February 6th
Captain Rehab: Scott Brown campaign is a joke because he votes with Republicans.
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Friday, February 5th
Obama: Navy now putting corpses on active duty (video).
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Fuzzy Math: 20,000 more people lose their jobs, but unemployment improves to 9.7%
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TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
- TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
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Thursday, February 4th
You Lie! Justice Clarence Thomas corrects Obama on his constitutional law.
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The last betrayal: Stevens, appointed by Ford, may step down to allow The One to pick his successor.
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You Lie! Obama claims a consensus of economists say 2M jobs saved or created.  Consensus? Where have we heard that before?
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Voting for ObamaCare: $2T. Attending Q&A with Obama: $100 (taxpayers). Voicing opposition to policies you voted for: Priceless.
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Obama keeps "unexpectedly" tanking the job market.
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Obama administration may be putting (GM's) profit before safety in Toyota recall.
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UK court demands man tear down addition to his home, purely out of spite.
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Wednesday, February 3rd
Obama unemployment reports off by 824,000 jobs. Maybe Obama used TurboTax and forget to check the box.
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Company linked to Obama official in charge of stimulus money received stimulus money. Ah, the sweet smell of transparency.
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Obama warned that al-Qaeda is likely to attack the US by July. White House response: Al K. who?
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Healthcare, Social Security solve themselves as seniors turn to cannibalism

Wednesday, May 13, 2009
By Dan

Healthcare, Social Security solve themselves as seniors turn to cannibalism.

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