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Friday, March 26th

North Korea to Obama: Hey, enough pandering to Iran, pander to us some more!
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Dems admitting that Unicorns may be on backorder; ObamaCare not so great after all.
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Experts: Be on the lookout for large-breasted bombshells at airports.
Experts: Be on the lookout for large-breasted bombshells at airports (picture unrelated).
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Tuesday, March 23rd

This just in to the Weather Channel: Bloated government adds to Global Warming™.
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U-238.dll caused a general protection fault: Abort, Retry or Ignore? Are you sure (click OK to shut down reactor)? Gives new meaning to blue screen of death.
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Separated at Birth: KSM & Sweetums
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Obamerry Christmas: ObamaCare gonna be just like Christmas. Accountability hangs itself, no next of kin.
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Judge orders release of detainee who recruited hijackers for 9/11, but Obama & Holder guaranty KSM will be convicted.
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The FLOWERS! Won't someone PLEASE think of the FLOWERS! Global Warming™ blamed for declining scent; bad haircuts.
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Now their finances are in line with their morality: ACORN goes bankrupt as a national group.
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The original Tea Party: It is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope: Patrick Henry 235 yrs ago today.
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Wednesday, March 17th

Smart Power: Europe and Asia feeling more alienated under Obamessiah than under Bush.
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Democrat predicts that ObamaCare will bankrupt the US in four years--bonus: it's the Massachusetts Treasurer.
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The mental giants who want to run healthcare and reform the financial industry, cannot even run a cafeteria.
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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Obama “confused” and “disoriented” on jobs, stimulus. Predictions versus reality.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009
By Dan

Obama “confused” and “disoriented” on jobs, stimulus. Predictions versus reality.

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