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Quote of the Moment: "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein

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Government: Body scan images are immediately destroyed, except for hot chicks and celebrities.

Holly·BioFuel: Hollywood sign to be covered with environmental propaganda. I wonder if it will be carbon neutral.

Smothered Chicken, Cajun Style: Super Bowl XLIV ratings higher than last episode of M*A*S*H.

Chris "Leg Tingle" Matthews: Charisma is a bad thing when white women have it (video).

Whine House: Stop criticizing us! It hurts our feelings. Oh! And it helps al Qaeda, yeah, that's the ticket.

Miss Me Yet billboard appears in MN. NPR strains to say it may be pro-Obama.

Putting the No in NOAA: Blizzard forces govt to postpone announcement of new Global Warming™ propaganda.

FoxNews's 3 am show Red Eye beats CNN in Prime Time.

Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.

NBC/WSJ Poll: Public pans ObamaCare 46-31.

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Quote of the Moment: "We are never defeated unless we give up on God." - Ronald Reagan

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