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Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Wednesday, September 1st

Don't Mess with Texas: They now have deep-fried beer. Bud Heavy? MGD Fatso? Red Stroke?
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Katie Couric: I can see the end of my career from my house.
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Was Obama presidential last night, as he downplayed success and emphasized costs? He was presidential enough.
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Ed Schultz says he could draw 300,000 people to the Mall just as easily as Beck. He can barely get that many people to watch his show from the comfort of their own homes.
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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Giants among men.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009
By Dan

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I’m swamped at work and have about 5 projects that desperately need my attention, so it’s time to forget all of that for a minute and talk football. First, let me say how pleasantly unsurprised I am with my New York Giants. I have always believed in Eli Manning as a quarterback, but he is a quiet leader. Now, without Tiki, Shockey, Strahan or Plaxico, this is unquestionably his team. The team has taken on his workmanlike, no-flash, just win attitude, and after four games they have a vice-grip on the NFC East.

Leading the impressive arsenal for Eli is Steve Smith. Yes, that Steve Smith. League leader in receptions, yards, TDs, and first downs after four weeks.  Some are already beginning to compare him to Plaxico Burress, but I disagree.  Plaxico was a great receive because of his breakaway speed and his ability to go up get a jump ball.  Steve Smith is 5’11″ and, although he’s fast, that is not his strength.  Steve Smith’s strengths are his hands, his toughness, his crisp routes, perhaps most importantly, his ability to be where Eli thinks he will be.  Those qualities are what made Amani Toomer the greatest Giants receiver of all time, and that is the proper comparison.

As for the replacing Plaxico question, I have said before (and been called crazy for it), that there are advantages to having more than one weapon at wide out.  When a defense prepares for a typical offense, they will analyze the biggest weapon and attempt to neutralize it, then move on to the next one.  The advantage that the Giants had, at least for the past four games is similar to a new pitcher in baseball: no one knows their tendencies.

There may not be a receiver that has the skills of Plaxico Burress on the Giants, but they all have tremendous talent.  When faced with that, with the notion a teams sixth and seventh options at wideout are Sinorice Moss and a 6’6″, 225 lbs rookie who runs a 4.48 and looks like you put Brandon Jacobs in a stretch wrack and gave him a number 13 jersey.  As Dominick Hixon was injured, Mario Manningham stepped up and shined.  When he began to drop balls, rookie Hakeem Nicks stepped in and showed the world his air brakes for his first NFL touchdown–after Manning bruised his heel.

I am not at all suggesting the Giants are in a perfect position at wide receiver.  But they are not weak at that position either.  As the weeks roll on, defenses will amass film and pick apart receivers’ tendencies and exploit weaknesses.  My feeling is that Steve Smith will remain Eli’s safety valve, just as Amani Toomer was for so many Giant quarterbacks of the past.  The real interesting storyline will be whether it will be Hixon, Nicks or Manningham that earns the long-term starting role.

Of course, Eli Manning will have to stay healthy.  Giants fans could do without any further scares for the $100 million man.  Of course, there was some unintended comic relief provided by Tony Siragusa on the play.  Siragusa’s role on the sidelines is to serve as living proof that playing in the NFL can lead to daim bramage.  After Eli came up lame on the play, even though no Chief was within in 5 years of him, Siragusa chimed in on air to say “He got hit really hard on that play.”  Really?  By who, the 12th man?  Dr. Griffin?

Elsewhere around the league, Rush Limbaugh is considering buying an interest in the hapless St. Louis Rams.  I used to hate the Rams for the Mike Martz years, but now that Coach Spagnuolo is there, I can’t hate them (so much) anymore.  Rush owning them would seal the deal.

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