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Wednesday, March 17th

Smart Power: Europe and Asia feeling more alienated under Obamessiah than under Bush.
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Democrat predicts that ObamaCare will bankrupt the US in four years--bonus: it's the Massachusetts Treasurer.
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The mental giants who want to run healthcare and reform the financial industry, cannot even run a cafeteria.
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Tuesday, March 9th

Bob Herbert outed as a racist shill for the healthcare industry.
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Monday, March 8th

All style, no substance: Dems have to be trained on how to talk tough on terror.
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Not only does the Earth have a fever, it also has terminal flatulence.
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Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid Sweetums Mohammed in Gitmo.
Change™ on a Daily Basis: Obama re-reverses course, will try Khalid "Sweetums" Mohammed in Gitmo.
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Having solved all more pressing issues, MN legislature takes up the scourge of hotel porn; Harry Palmes and Yule Goblinde oppose.
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Shoulder tautology: Jarrett declares that the middle of the road is wherever Obama stands.
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Red on Red: Several conservatives attack those who attack those who defend those who attack us.
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Jesse Jackson become a self-parody: N-O-B-I-N-G-O spells racism; threatens to cut nuts off Elks lodge.
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Britain cannot prevent a 22 year old from dying of thirst, but it protects vegetarians from discrimination.
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22 year old hip replacement patient dies of thirst in London Hospital.
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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled.
Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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Obama: No Mathlete

Friday, August 29, 2008
By Dan

In last night’s speech Barack Obama claimed that, “we import triple the amount of oil as the day that Senator McCain took office.“  So what?  Senator McCain has been in office for 26 years.  That’s an average increase of 4.2% per year (with compounding).

Second, and more importantly, what does that have to do with anything?  John McCain is one senator out of 100.  His biography is full of amazing stories of courage, sacrifice and accomplishment.  Surely, though, Senator Obama is not saying the John McCain has been single-handedly responsible for US energy policy for the last 25 years.  What else can we put on his shoulders?  US GDP has increased by 200% since McCain took office.  Hamburger sales have skyrocketed.  Shark attacks have been almost eliminated since McCain was elected.  Maybe he’s an oil importing, GDP raising, hamburger eating, shark killing leviathan.  If so, he has my vote.

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