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Monday, February 8th

FoxNews's 3 am show Red Eye beats CNN in Prime Time.
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Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
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NBC/WSJ Poll: Public pans ObamaCare 46-31.
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Stolen Valor: Dem wore uniform of a general with more medals than Patton.
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Obama the scold: Guess who knows everything.
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AP claims undue influence by Toyota; neglects to mention the government owns their competitors.
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Hope·ocrisy: Now that GOP is involved, Obama wants cameras to record healthcare negotiations.
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Pro-Abortion Group: Tebow ad promotes violence against women; this is why we need Scott Cohen in the Senate!
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Over a year ago, RFK Jr. said Global Warming™ means no winter weather in D.C.  Retract or admit the hoax.
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Dem candidate withdraws from race 1 week after winning primary. Chris Brown vote now up for grabs.
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Saturday, February 6th

Captain Rehab: Scott Brown campaign is a joke because he votes with Republicans.
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Friday, February 5th

Obama: Navy now putting corpses on active duty (video).
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Fuzzy Math: 20,000 more people lose their jobs, but unemployment improves to 9.7%
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TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
- TMI and Way off Base: Michelle Obama says her kids were in danger of becoming obese.
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Thursday, February 4th

You Lie! Justice Clarence Thomas corrects Obama on his constitutional law.
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The last betrayal: Stevens, appointed by Ford, may step down to allow The One to pick his successor.
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You Lie! Obama claims a consensus of economists say 2M jobs saved or created.  Consensus? Where have we heard that before?
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Voting for ObamaCare: $2T. Attending Q&A with Obama: $100 (taxpayers). Voicing opposition to policies you voted for: Priceless.
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Obama keeps "unexpectedly" tanking the job market.
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Obama administration may be putting (GM's) profit before safety in Toyota recall.
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UK court demands man tear down addition to his home, purely out of spite.
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Wednesday, February 3rd

Obama unemployment reports off by 824,000 jobs. Maybe Obama used TurboTax and forget to check the box.
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Company linked to Obama official in charge of stimulus money received stimulus money. Ah, the sweet smell of transparency.
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Obama warned that al-Qaeda is likely to attack the US by July. White House response: Al K. who?
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Ahmadinejad using Gitmo as a recruiting tool: You will be welcomed warmly and given Constitutional rights.
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Politico: How the GOP can win back the Senate in 2010 (and waste it away again by spending like Dems).
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The Misstatement Administration: Between Obama, Biden and LaHood, the Dems are proving you cannot trust government.
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Video proof that Biden can even screw up a softball question.
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Weekend Download (June 19 – 21)

Monday, June 22, 2009
By Dan

"Iranian democracy will have to wait, Cold Stone don't eat itself!"

The Weekend Download is a synopsis of the news you might have missed if you stopped paying attention after Thursday night. Administrations have a way of releasing bad news on Fridays in the hopes you’re not listening. This administration is no different.  This weekend, however, was all about Iran.

Obama: Ice Cream for the girls.  Iran: I scream for freedom.

Obama: Ice Cream for the girls. Iranians: I scream for freedom.

Nero-bama has Ice Cream while Tehran Burns.

In an tone deaf moment that would have sunk a Republican president, President Obama took his daughters for ice cream on Saturday as Iranians, including women, were beaten, shot and killed in the streets protesting a patently repressive regime. Several bloggers have put together side-by-side comparisons of the twittering of Obama’s ice cream social and the nearly simultaneous violence in Iran.

The weekend began, however, with the White House denying there was any split between Vice President Joe Biden and Obama on how to best handle Iran. (Biden thinks we should just raise taxes on their 7-11 and Dunkin-Donuts stores).  Also on Friday, both houses of Congress passed (nearly unanimous) resolutions condemning the Iranian government, adding political pressure on Obama to say something more than “the world is watching.” Congressional Republicans were particularly outspoken in calling for a more forceful statement from the President.

Finally, late Saturday, just before heading out for ice cream, Obama issued a terse written statement. Perhaps the President was afraid to get ice cream on his beloved teleprompter, or maybe he just couldn’t be bothered to wear a suit for the cameras on a Saturday just to denounce the killing of innocent civilians.  In any event, the press release meekly called for Iran to “stop all violent and unjust actions against its own people.” That’ll fix ‘em, sir.  I hope that harsh language isn’t too off putting, though.  Some of the mullahs can be a bit sensitive after a long day of shooting young girls and beheading journalists.  Maybe next time, you’ll be more thoughtful of their feelings.

In Iran, Saturday and Sunday brought more chaos, rioting, Iranian police firing at unarmed civilians and reports of tanks rolling in the streets. As many as 150 people may have been killed, while enemies of the regime, including journalists and students, were arrested.  One young student, Neda Agha Soltan, was shot and killed, allegedly by Iranian police (graphic video).  Both ABC’s Jake Tapper and the BBC have good summaries of the weekend’s events in Iran, as does HotAir here and here.

Obama’s image has been tarnished by his hands off approach to the massacres.  On Sunday, Rasmussen reported that its daily tracking poll for Saturday showed that, for the first time, President Obama’s approval index was negative (-2%).  The approval index is the difference between those who strongly approve of the job the President is doing (32%) and those who strongly disapprove (34%).  This is the first time Obama has had a negative index since becoming President.

Somewhat unrelatedly, JibJab recently came out with a new animation: He’s Barack Obama:


Obama Continues to Lose Ground on Socialized Medicine.

Obama suffered a personal setback of sorts on Friday, when his doctor of 22 years criticized his health care plan. No doubt, this will soon not be the doctor Obama once knew.  Separately, Democrats tried to bolster morale with a biased NYTimes/CBSNews poll out Saturday, allegedly showing support for Obamacare.  The problem, however, was that the poll grossly oversampled Obama voters.  It is not too difficult to find support for Obama’s plan when you ask those who voted for him 2-1.

Meanwhile, fresh off the heels of an embarrassing $1.6-$4 trillion debacle that would cover only 16 million people, Democrats unveiled a half-baked plan to cover 50 million people, including those who have decided to spend their money on things other than health insurance. In order to pay for this health care giveaway, Congress is, of course, considering brand new ways to tax you. Those new taxes may include taxes on soda, a higher tax bracket for families with AGI’s of over $200,000 and taxing employer-provided health care benefits. Funny, I thought someone called that the “the largest increase on middle-class taxpayers in American history.” And that was when McCain was offering an offsetting tax credit with it.

The Congressional Budget Office, after a cursory review of the plan, explained that the new plan would force employers to drop the existing health insurance they provide for employees, contrary to Mr. Obama’s repeated, clear, unambiguous assertions to the contrary. The plan would, in effect, give free health care to 50 million people who don’t now have it (because they don’t want it or can’t afford it), while taking it away from 10 million people who now get it as part of their job benefits.  Exactly the thing Obama said would never, ever happen.  When this was pointed out, the White House said (and I swear I’m not making this up) that Mr. Obama’s promises were not meant to be taken literally. I hope world leaders didn’t hear that, it may damage his credibility. If only he had any.


Global Warming™: Who are you gonna believe Obama, or your lying eyes?

Despite record low temperatures throughout much of the United States, predictions of a lost summer, and an increasing skepticism of anthropogenic (or even natural) global warming, the White House on Friday released a report claiming that Global Warming™ is causing damage now. The report, which contains no new research, claims that the unproven theory may lead to an 11 degree increase in global mean temperature by the end of the century. Over the past 10 years, the average mean global temperature has not increased. Not one tenth of one measurable hair’s breath of a degree.

Meanwhile, Congressional Democrats, who have free reign to destroy the economy as they tilt at their imaginary windmill of Global Warming™, are beginning to bicker amongst themselves. The always unreasonable Henry Waxman (D-Neptune) is trying to run roughshod over Democrats from agricultural and other real-economy states, causing the legislative negotiations to “blow up” on Thursday. Hopefully the explosion was carbon-neutral.

In an irony-meets-bureaucracy moment, the Obama administration suggested Friday that the federal government create a national zoning board to deal with the NIMBY do-gooders on Cape Cod who want others to pay higher electric bills, but don’t want wind turbines spoiling their view (or property values).  Federal zoning board. That should be a hoot.


Hope-ocrisy: Secret is as Secret Does.

In a dizzying, flip flop that would make even John Kerry proud, the Obama administration announced on Friday that it would not, after all, release the CIA report on interrogations. It had promised earlier to release the report on Friday, but as always, if you don’t like an Obama policy, just wait five minutes.

In a related, but shocking lapdog bites man story, Newsweek (also known as the Obama Fan Club Newsletter), who’s editor in chief, last week, called Obama “kind of a God”, published a story criticizing Obama’s blatant hypocrisy on issues of secrecy and transparency. We are assured Newsweek’s position in the kennel is not in danger.

Obama is following the Bush administration’s policy on state secrets to such a degree that, on Friday, even a federal judge expressed surprise that he was requesting confidential treatment of remarks former Vice President Dick Cheney made regarding the Valerie Plame matter. Obama’s attorneys argued that the remarks could be used politically and would discourage officials from cooperating with future investigations.  Obama had mercilessly criticized Bush and Cheney when they made the exact same argument in the exact same case.

Separately, as proof that the NY Times does, in fact, know how to keep secrets, it was announced this weekend that the Times had withheld reporting on one of its reporters, who had been kidnapped by the Taliban in Afghanistan. (The reporter escaped and is now safe).  We suppose that, had it been William Kristol or an American soldier, results may have varied.


“Unproven” Missile Defense System Rushed to Defend Obamaland

As Hawaiian residents, businesses and tourists braced for North Korean sponsored fireworks on July 4th, President Obama ordered a missile defense system to the tropical island. You may recall that the last time North Korea tested long range missiles, Obama’s immediate response was to cut funding for the missile defense programs that he is now relying on to defend Hawaii. If consistency is a hobgoblin of little minds, Obama’s giant, hobgoblin–free, but chronically inconsistent mind cannot reasonably be relied on by either our allies or our enemies in global affairs.


Bermuda? I hardly know ‘er!

President Obama’s fly-by-night (literally) dumping of four Uighurs in Bermuda is still causing an international incident as Bermudans forced a no confidence vote on Premier Ewart Brown. The Premier survived the no confidence vote on Saturday, but Al Sharpton is flying down to Bermuda, ostensibly to meet the Uighurs and lend support to Brown (and for the boondoggle on the dime of whomever is dumb enough to be paying for his trip). The divisive Sharpton is more likely to cause problems than solve them, so Brown may not be in calm seas just yet.  And any white police officers in Bermuda would be well advised to take a vacation while Sharpton is in town.


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