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New terror alert system: No Drama, Cool, Wee Weed Up, Deep Concern, Grave Concern

Wednesday, April 20, 2011
By Dan

The Obama administration announced a new terror alert system today. The new levels will be effective April 26 and will be (in decreasing order of severity)

  1. No Drama. The preferred, natural state of things.  Decisions are guarded with extreme secrecy, but the atmosphere is one of cohesion, a sense of camaraderie, and the lack of drama. Biden gets a pat on the back.
  2. Cool. Smoking habits increase, rounds of golf are more tense and Teleprompter warmed up. Biden gets the occasional icy glare.
  3. Wee-Weed Up.  Standard alert for August and September. Key metrics are demagoguery; inability to eat your waffles; irrational clinging to guns and religion.  Biden gets head slap.
  4. Deep Concern. “Long planned” family vacation taken abruptly.  Carefully worded statement drafted for circulation among stakeholders warning that both sides must show restraint, and honor our traditions of [insert tradition here].  Fundamental rights must be respected, violence avoided and open communications allowed.  Biden slapped silly, sent to war zone.
  5. Grave Concern. All 58 states put on high alert; hands extended (preferably over our head, with palms out) to those with clenched fists.  International community mobilized; clinging to guns and religion now rational.  Harshly worded statement issued regarding international norms and standards of common decency; use of violence strongly condemned.  Biden sent to undisclosed location at US Naval Observatory.

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